Maya Stefanovic

[Maya Stefanovic @MissMaya87Xo]

@B_Hayve you're damn right I do lol

[Country Words @Country_Words]

And when I close my eyes I see you, no matter where I am. -Zac Brown Band

[thoughts @thegoatcircle]

A banana milkshake is one of the most effective hangover cures.

[Kevin Farley Official @kevfarls]

I think it's safe to say that my brother would have crushed playing the Rob Ford guy on SNL.

[Maya Stefanovic @MissMaya87Xo]

"Wait, how is potassium an element but lives in bananas?" #shitmyroommatesays #realquestion #thejimmyleg

[Maya Stefanovic @MissMaya87Xo]

@ally890925 it's come onnnnnnna. And yes, I am proud of you. My little girl is all grown up #proudmommabear

[Maya Stefanovic @MissMaya87Xo]

@ally890925 have a little surprise for you when you get home. #roommateoftheyear #illtakemyawardnow

[Maya Stefanovic @MissMaya87Xo]

@ally890925 that or you don't know how to work twitter yet lol

[Maya Stefanovic @MissMaya87Xo]

@ally890925 glad to see you're alive lol

[Maya Stefanovic @MissMaya87Xo]

The Hills marathon kinda day with suitepei #LazySunday #roommatelove #OldSchool http://t.co/IIb0LGqDuB

[thoughts @thegoatcircle]

Eating bacon will help to keep you awake.

[thoughts @thegoatcircle]

You can rent a Bugatti for $25,000 a day.

[Maya Stefanovic @MissMaya87Xo]

“@MindBlowing: Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass.” @AdamCampanelli I think I suffer from this

[Maya Stefanovic @MissMaya87Xo]

Pickled vodka was a bad choice #wheninrome @A_RRO_W @AdamCampanelli

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Thank you, Crocs, for being a terrifying animal and an even more terrifying shoe. #ThankYouNoteFriday