Meredith Berrey

SUCUBUS HAIRSTYLIST SEXY BITCH XENOMORPH

[Meredith Berrey @MissMerBerr]

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[Meredith Berrey @MissMerBerr]

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[Meredith Berrey @MissMerBerr]

Morning SPARKS = Stomach DESTROYER!

[Meredith Berrey @MissMerBerr]

I'm sorry, I've always loved you but never believed you loved me. Hopefully you'll see this. Probley you won't.

[Meredith Berrey @MissMerBerr]

Bad idea

[Meredith Berrey @MissMerBerr]

Lesson for the day: sunless tanner + white cotton panties = UNEXPLAINABLE STAINS! There's a pair down.

[Meredith Berrey @MissMerBerr]

I like ur chopstick titties

[Meredith Berrey @MissMerBerr]

also offer this spur from musician and author Henry Rollins: "Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on."

[Meredith Berrey @MissMerBerr]

Iced double venti iced coffee + me (<) eight yr old x sugar^4. Simple human mathmatics

[Meredith Berrey @MissMerBerr]

Is it so wrong o watch 6 hours of tv?

[Meredith Berrey @MissMerBerr]

I'm gonna go vomit hot acid and lay my face suckers nest now

[Justin @shitmydadsays]

"You didn't get a good deal, you were just fucked gently. Trust me, Best Buy will not be the one with the sore asshole tomorrow."

[Elliot Page @TheElliotPage]

Sometimes it saddens me that I will never be in Ms. Frizzle's class. #iknewishouldvestayedhometoday

[The Wire Magazine @thewiremagazine]

RIP Poly Styrene: http://bit.ly/eqEhJt

[Poly Styrene @Poly_Styrene]

We can confirm that the beautiful Poly Styrene, who has been a true fighter, won her battle on Monday evening to go to higher places. PSTeam

[Elliot Page @TheElliotPage]

I find Easter egg hunts VERY stressful #funfacts

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Does anyone sell those forearm-track pistol holsters on Etsy? Like the one in TAXI DRIVER? Going to Whole Foods...