Miss Mercy

The only survivor of The National People's Gang.

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What if I never get married again and owls can't deliver my ring and attack Iain Lee for some comedy relief, to break up the chanting monks? Ffs.

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Dear Rupert, I'm in Abu Dhabi but hv just watched your programme on BBC 2. What wonders await me when back in England! I'm taking my Mum to see your film. Congratulations! I ❤️ Oscar!

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@nsandihelp Thanks Ash, just done so.

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@sarahmomma76 Trying to reply to your Kim Novak / Miss Mercy shocker but it's gone! It did cheer me up though x

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@sarahmomma76 Pitched up where?

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@lorelei20111 Alright love? How's tricks?

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It's Ramadan. I fasted just for kicks & 2 lose a stone before summer. Told people it was for cultural empathy. Came home & ordered chicken biriyani & 2 garlic nan. #IGotThis

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@EtihadHelp Hi, a relative is flying with you from Abu Dhabi to Manchester early on Monday morning. How can I arrange a wheelchair for them at Abu Dhabi please?

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Ahmed! That's lovely! Err...what is it? *heavy Arabic accent * it is swan! Ornament, Miss. For your house. #Teaching

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There was a moral @TGAnnaWade - don't get into cars with sociopaths and ALWAYS take 'ditching money'. #LifeLessons

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Managed to get my '15 year old self in a car with an armed robber burning a kitten with a ciggie' story into a lesson 2 day. So yeah, it's been a high spot for pedagogy. #Teaching

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@Robadam69 It's all so confusing. Khan isn't even that wrathful. He looked mildly irritated at 1point but wouldn't u if were wearing that much Elnett?

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Watching 'The Wrath of Khan' and I'm confused. Spock's dead & some Highland bagpipers are piping 'Amazing Grace'. Don't Vulcan's have their own dirges?

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@sarahmomma76 Was talking about you today. How's Hangover Square going? X

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Only other option is tuna. Or 'tonno'. I don't even know what language that is. French? Spanish? Italian? Whatever, I'm fluent in tuna in THAT language.