Meredith Manning

28. ICU pharmacist. All-around crazy person.

[. @MarisaKabas]

one more time with feeling.

[Meredith Manning @MissMeredith802]

My timed air freshener spray just went off and I automatically said “bless you” 🙃

[Meredith Manning @MissMeredith802]

@jsneedles I got the fastest and it’s gonna cost me less than my shitty internet plan in Ohio

[Meredith Manning @MissMeredith802]

Choosing between internet plans for the new apartment and couldn’t help but think WWJND (what would @jsneedles do)

[Meredith Manning @MissMeredith802]

Something about seeing “Bridge Ices Before Road” signs in Mississippi just makes me laugh

[Meredith Manning @MissMeredith802]

Now if I could just get my mother to watch Jigsaw - I need @Daniel_Sloss to convince her that me being single at 26 isn’t a tragedy

[Meredith Manning @MissMeredith802]

Mom in line at the cafe: offers her young daughter a fruit cup as a treat

Daughter: points at the pastries and yells “NO I WANT BREEEAAAD”

Me: wonders if I ever gave a child up for adoption because if that ain’t me

[Meredith Manning @MissMeredith802]

You ever seen an ombré pickup truck?

[Meredith Manning @MissMeredith802]

The worst part of any rainstorm is the sidewalk worm slalom that follows #iwillwalkintoanotherpersonbeforeiwillsteponapoorlittleworm

[Meredith Manning @MissMeredith802]

Medical resident: Hey, what’s up?
Me: Good
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[Meredith Manning @MissMeredith802]

Never thought I’d be able to check “see a full rainbow of urine” off my bucket list, yet here we are 🌈

[Meredith Manning @MissMeredith802]

There was just a bug on me that was big enough that I felt it and it woke me up. Excuse me while I never sleep again

[Meredith Manning @MissMeredith802]

@themacinjosh This was the first thing I saw when I woke up and I forgot what it was about. Thanks for that unbelievably creepy way to start my morning 😅

[Meredith Manning @MissMeredith802]

You ever get the feeling your TV might be haunted? 👻

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Day of shame in Congress. Protections for pre-existing conditions, mental health, maternity care, addiction services -- all gone.

[Nicola Clase, Ambassador of Sweden to USA @SwedeninUSA]

We look forward to informing the US administration about Swedish immigration and integration policies. https://t.co/x5G3euOWRh

[Meredith Manning @MissMeredith802]

@kprosciutto come visit. It's warm here 🌴☀️

[Meredith Manning @MissMeredith802]

@kprosciutto GIRL I'M IN FLORIDA FOR A CONFERENCE