MissMess

unapologetic

[MissMess @MissMess_ca]

When you have to google #ismyboyfriendgay you already know the answer.

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#IShouldBeWrappingPresentsBut but it's 10 am and I'm drunk on Eggnog.

[MissMess @MissMess_ca]

It's the Christmas of boyfriends pass.

[MissMess @MissMess_ca]

When an ex asks you if he can name his baby after you?!?! #WTF #MenAreCrazyToo #Exbf

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Han Solo has 4 incredibly insightful words for the #MissUniverse2015 debacle https://t.co/Xlthdt9R4w

[MissMess @MissMess_ca]

Bff calls Sunday AM. I haven't slept and am sketchy AF, she's already fed and bathed her 2 kids. 1 of us is doin life wrong. #itsnotme

[MissMess @MissMess_ca]

Currently on day 2 of hangover. Good start to the holidays.

[MissMess @MissMess_ca]

Spent 3 hrs reading @jendeclinesyou twitter while cuddling my puppy and crying tears of laughter into my tea cup of champagne. #thursday

[MissMess @MissMess_ca]

Ppl spending 17 hrs at the theater for the #StarWarsMarathon I can't even make a #relationship last for 17hrs.

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@TheView I don't get this frame of mind on the assault riffles convo, more guns make me feel less safe not safer!!!! #madness #guncontrol

[MissMess @MissMess_ca]

All my ex's are having #babies and I'm just here like, WHY???? #gross

[MissMess @MissMess_ca]

When your ex husband gives you the best advice..... on your current bf. #relationshipgoals

[MissMess @MissMess_ca]

@JoyVBehar "a husband makes you fat." That's the lease of what a husband makes you. @TheView

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@KirillWasHere and @NicoleArbour should have a baby. I'm 95% sure he has an incurable STD but whatever. #GOTEAM

[MissMess @MissMess_ca]

Ummmm is this thing on? #newtotwitter

[MissMess @MissMess_ca]

I would get acrylic nails but I don't want to look like a stripper.