Michelle

[Michelle @MissMichell3y]

@grok @NickMassetti @JoezMcfLy @grok what is mine?

[The Fourth Way @The4thWayYT]

bro if u lead me into fucking temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear

[lex @alexarumberg]

guys will be like “sorry i have a lot on my plate right now” and it is literally just their job and preparation for their fantasy football league draft

[low yield lucy @picotop]

noooo babe I love your hairline the full ones scare me.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😱

[Michelle @MissMichell3y]

@NickMassetti On stilts maybe

[Michelle @MissMichell3y]

It’s your time to shine babbyyyy @NickMassetti

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

Short King Spring is officially here, so we renamed our small iced coffee the “Short King” in the Dunkin’ app. Tag someone you’re celebrating with.

[ASH ❤️‍🔥 @ashslippedawayy]

imagine reducing a movie with the most heartbreaking/influential speech for women ever to a movie about “big boobs” like I’m so serious we need to find a way to reproduce without men

[Michelle @MissMichell3y]

“I just made a lie on Twitter” -@NickMassetti

[Rafiki 🍃 @NickMassetti]

George Bush was reading a book in my classroom

[Michelle @MissMichell3y]

@SprungKody @NickMassetti He cleans the bathroom but I’m also gonna throw up 🤢

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me lookin dumb abt to ask my man an even dumber question

[Michelle @MissMichell3y]

@NickMassetti

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

Really linked with this man one time & been with him ever since 😂😭

[toxic king @toxicking]

DATE = Dick At The End. Idk why bitches be acting so confused

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

My cousin decided to get on the city bus and start acting crazy. They sent her to the psychiatric facility for the week and now she’s on full funded govt assistance including an apartment w/zero rent, EBT, and a disability check.
She’s completely sane btw.
Am I living life wrong?

[macy @macyagilliam]

my mom’s take on the submarine👍🏼 hope this helps

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

You send me a surprise alarm ima send you a surprise foot up your ass