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[Moshe Kasher @moshekasher]

Few things terrify me like adult braces.

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

I never thought I'd have the same goal weight as some dude's scrotum. Anything is possible!!

[MissMingShy @MissMingShy]

@TenMinPod @chrisdelia This made me laugh REALLY hard, Best part is it wouldn't have a few weeks ago #tenminpod

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

"Sorry I'm so awkward." -person who confuses annoying for awkward

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Your fear of looking stupid is making U look stupid

[Rob Huebel @robhuebel]

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"she looks fat"...stare...stare...scroll...

[Brian Murphy @chmurph]

Tapout shirts are the barbed wire tattoo of clothing.

[Shit Girls Say @shitgirlssay]

This summer's going by so fast!

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

SO BRAVE. 😔🙏🇺🇸RT “@eonline: Jennifer Aniston Steps Out in Wedges With Broken Toe! http://t.co/g9tw8tRe1P”

[Gavin McInnes @Gavin_McInnes]

You know how to tell if someone's an alcoholic? See how mad they get when you ask them.

[Rob Huebel @robhuebel]

I bet one good thing about having kids is that you can eat off their plates in restaurants and they can't say shit cuz they're stupid kids

[Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh]

Before twitter, how did some of y'all recount compliments/praise y'all got about y'all selves to others? Must've been real frustrating days!

[Moshe Kasher @moshekasher]

I feel terrible for Kanye having to deal with exactly the situation he engineered, created and desired.

[Shit Girls Say @shitgirlssay]

I can't find my phone.

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

You wanna make something of it? “@DalaiLama: Non violence is a sign of strength; violence is a sign of desperation and weakness.”

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Just took a selfie with a steady cam.

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

In 8th grade all of the boys liked one aloof popular girl and my father tried to make me feel better by saying she looked like Robert Plant.

[The ILLUMINATI @TheIlluminati]

Don't let your struggle be your identity.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I'm 36. RT @adamlevine: Hey twitter! How was your spring break!

[Anders Holm @ders808]

New York: where girls walk down the street crying and nobody cares. #saw2ofthemtoday #idontcareeither