MissAddictive

Right When Think You Know What To Say, Someone Comes Along And Shows You A Brand New Way ♡

[MissAddictive @MissOnTheRocks]

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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Officially my favorite month of the year.
Holidays. Birthdays. Start of autumn. Start of the "ber" months.
September is good for my soul 🤍
🍁 👻 🎃 🎄

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I survived all the snakes. It was the butterfly who killed me 🦋

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Imagine being beaten by the better team, after playing like a bag of wank, then seeing someone run past celebrating and thinking: “Do you know what this situation needs? Assault.”

There’s losing a World Cup final with dignity. And then there’s whatever the fuck that was 😂

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"you handled it so well"

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Can I just ask. When did we start adding hot honey to everything?!

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A failed wisdom tooth extraction was not the highlight of my day. Ouch. 🤕😭

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20 years ago today I made the absolute best decision of my life. Time flies 🤍

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Explaining why hanging all the separate qualifying world cup countries flags up and then putting generic union Jack flags up instead of individual Scotland/England flags in the canteen at work is not right, was not on bingo card for today. 🤔

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How my day is going.

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So seemingly I got to 40 before finding out The Hague is a city. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Up till recently I thought it was a building 😂😂

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In the words of Amelia Roberts.... "blahhhhhhh" 🤧🤕🤒

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Is there some kind of holiday addicts anonymous I could join?

Florida 2027 is a go. 💕

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Becoming successful is like being pregnant, everyone's happy for you, but not one person knows how many times you've been fucked to get there.

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I've just seen a "national historical landmark" that was only built in 1998. 😳😳😳

I'm 13 years older than a national historical landmark.

May as well just take my pension and turn to dust now. 👵

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I love holidays probably more than the average person. But there's nothing more amazing than your own bed once you're home.

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Dubrovnik 🇭🇷 Tuesday. ✈️

Holiday 1/5 in 2026.

Ready to make memories 🤍

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No men. No children. No fucks given. Girls weekend. Incoming 🎉 🍾 🍷 🍸 🍹

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“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed.” ~ C.G. Jung

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Some how my day is full of first world problems. I've managed to pay off the wrong holiday. It was bound to happen at some point 😂😂