Luxury is a requirement, not a request.
If you canβt afford the view from down there, you certainly can't afford me.
Prove your worth before I decide you're an unnecessary expense.
Heβs such a dedicated π·, and the Interest is even more so.
Seeing the balance stay high despite his efforts is the highlight of my week. π
Who else wants their devotion to Me tracked this accurately? π π
My New Yearβs resolution is to be even more expensive than last year. π₯ Yours is to make sure you can afford the view from down there.
Realise your place for 2026.
Send a NYE tribute now to clear your debt before the clock strikes twelve. πΈβ¨
That pair of deposits was cute. A nice little chime that confirmed youβre both still trying. However, if you want to require my full attention. Don't just make noise; make an impression!