paulina

Philly forever (and ever). Data nerd by day. Probably eating or drinking by night. Will take care of your plants, and make you a dessert.

[paulina @MissPauleena]

“I’m not from here I’m just trying to figure out what a water ice is” -overheard on Christian street

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Amy Poehler and Colman Domingo couldn’t stop laughing as Amy recalled the first time she was ever called a “c-nt” by a fan after turning down an autograph request at the Philadelphia airport 😭💀👀

“Tina turns to me and says, ‘Welcome to Philly.’” 🤣🤣

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Fuck you, Kevin Patullo.

Never in my life have i seen such an incompetent offensive scheme from start to finish, regardless of level of football.

Fuck you with all my heart.

[✗ @QUINY0N]

My god this eagles defense might be more violent than last years

[Calvin (tyler loop enthusiast) @FlockCwood]

Eagles showing us the way you beat the bills is by taking away their best player and forcing Josh Allen to throw

[James Nagle @NagleNFL]

In March, the #Bills voted to ban the “tush push” as a play in the NFL.

Today, it was the only way they scored in their loss to the #Eagles.

What a pathetic franchise.

[Christian D'Andrea @TrainIsland]

it wasn't a fumble, but Cooper DeJean shoving Spencer Brown out of the way before the recovery is the kind of play that's gonna make him mayor of Philly one day

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

you look like you enjoy going on cruises (derogatory)

[Shajan Samuel @IamShajanSamuel]

The hospital makes you realize that nothing is more valuable in this world than good health.

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

I do not think Friends is a funny show at all

[Mish @n0tkp_]

I dont like chronically cheap people like okay lets save a buck or two here and there but ALLLLLLL the time? Please rest me I dont need that energy around me

[Ian (Fire Dombrowski) @ianfromphilly]

Cancel the Christmas album these guys need to remember how to block man

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

The idea vaccines cause autism was invented by Andrew Wakefield in 1998 and was so thoroughly debunked he lost his license for gross malpractice

And here we are 27 years later RFK Jr dredging up the same nonsense

Such a tiresome waste of time

[Asabea🖤👸🏽 @nanaama_asabea]

Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just waking up from bed is another level of mental illness

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

"i hate politics/i hate both sides" - the most right wing person you've ever met

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

idc how you feel about it but the bears/eagles alliance being 6-0 against each other's division rivals to put each other atop their divisions is fucking hilarious

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

Not gonna lie…this set depicting a snowy Philadelphia City Hall from Anthropology is pretty good

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health

[grumpiest of gremlins @grumpygremmy]

everyone is driving NOTICEABLY worse lately. i've been driving for the last twenty+ years and never seen anything like it in my life.

[John Barchard | Watching the Birds 🦅 @JohnBarchard]

Most impressive thing about the Eagles is that they keep winning in a shit show.

Most terrifying thing about the Eagles is that they keep winning in a shit show.