Paxx

wife. mama.

[Paxx @MissPaxx]

Walking up to my husband at the gas station.
Me: hi can I have a ride?
Him: yes. Me: your wife won’t care? Him: well gas, grass, or ass no one rides for free. The guy next to us: 🫢

[Paxx @MissPaxx]

@5_traiceadams Vaping is not considered safe in pregnancy. Nicotine, chemicals, and additives isn’t safe for baby and can cause defects, etc.

[H.Mackk™ @HeatherMackk]

It’s hard reminding everybody that I’m very depressed rn but not suicidal. Because I’m going to make it, but life is literally kicking the crap out of me while I’m down and it’s so freaking hard right now.

To anybody else going through stuff: I love you.

[Paxx @MissPaxx]

I just think it’s funny how

[Xay @hoodopulence]

Not my mama having a hot girl summer

[✨🦋Jasmine 🦋✨ @backthatJassup]

Does being a mom ever not feel surreal sometimes? My son will be 2 in June and I’m just like “woooowww, I’m really someone’s whole ass mama?? I had a baby???”

[Paxx @MissPaxx]

How toxic am I? I told my husband if I die, he has to get a vasectomy so he can’t father no other woman’s children and make my child a half-sibling. I also told him to take the money for the procedure out of my savings account. 🥴🤭

[Paxx @MissPaxx]

I feel this 😭😭😭

[C⚡️ @cricketmhall]

whoever told me to go to school full time, work full time, & have a toddler; y’all were crazy 😳😭

[Paxx @MissPaxx]

Y’all really leave your shitty baby daddy for someone else’s shitty baby daddy?¿ Wack. 🤷🏼‍♀️🙃

[Paxx @MissPaxx]

L O L yup! 🤣🍻🎉

[rachel @_rparsons]

My wedding ceremony will be short and sweet. That way, we can all enjoy what we’re really there for...

The open bar.

[lil’€hrīš ✈️ @chrisgtz55]

You not mean. They soft

[Brandalin @brandalintipton]

Friend soulmates are a thing and if you don’t feel that way, you haven’t met yours yet

[Paxx @MissPaxx]

@SwindleMichelle @Shelbie9397 Oh.

[Paxx @MissPaxx]

Go best friend! That’s my best friend! 💓🎉🤞🏻

[Shelbie Freeman @Shelbie9397]

*The next morning when everyone is talking about what I did when drunk the night before* Me hungover as shit with crackers & a blowfish: I didn’t cry, I’d call that a success. Everyone else: you literally fell like 10 times & showed your tits to everyone. Me: Yeah I know😂

[Paxx @MissPaxx]

If I’m speeding with a group of other speeders and suddenly one slows down significantly, I do too. Like whatcha know that I don’t? 🚨

[Paxx @MissPaxx]

I’d rather wear no makeup than look like I have two black eyes 😅🤷🏼‍♀️ y’all crazy.

[CYN @cynthhiak]

If your apology isn’t as loud as your disrespect was, keep it.