Ms. P.

Constant observer. Seeker of the simplest answers.

[Ms. P. @MissPika]

I *wish* I was drunk. I'm just really sleepy.

[Ms. P. @MissPika]

Where am I? What is this place?

[Ms. P. @MissPika]

This my definition of the word ‘fine’:
“Should be fine”: Totally OK, you’ll live another day.
“That’s fine I guess”: Doubting you, but I’ll allow it.
“Fine”: Not impressed, you ass.
“Fine.”: Apologize, now!
“FINE!”: Alright, YOUR FUNERAL.

[Ms. P. @MissPika]

Me in my 20s: Free drinks? Yes, please.

Me in my 30s: They gave two antiseptic wet wipes? Hell yeah!

[Noah @noahcent]

ALWAYS AND FOREVER #AlwaysAndForever

[Ms. P. @MissPika]

This ⁦@ThePerezHilton⁩ podcast episode was so good, I’ve listened to it twice today! 🔥🫖☕️ https://t.co/h7Howq04J7

[Ms. P. @MissPika]

@putridaradasih LOL I feel seen but you’re spouting pure facts. Book 2 is about Anthony, Book 3 Benedict, Book 4 is Colin, Book 5 is Eloise. Just a heads up 😂😂😂

[Ms. P. @MissPika]

Turns out I’m still very much a sucker for Austen adaptations 😭😭😂😂

[Putri (ajeng) Daradasih @putridaradasih]

@MissPika Wahahahhahaha The Lizzie Bennet Diaries pernah nontonn, tp belum ntn yg Emma! Thanks for the shout out my Austen-obsessed friend 💁🏻‍♀️

[Ms. P. @MissPika]

@putridaradasih lol you should make your own 🍲

[Eemeendee @mavieenlair]

Happy bidey, @MissPika!

Kittehs love you. 😻😸😽🎉🎂🎁🎀

[Eemeendee @mavieenlair]

Taking a moment to wish my sister @MissPika a very happy birthday. She enjoyed a 4-day weekend after an event but was stressed out by Covid-19 related work stuff. Now I wish her an unproblematic day @ her newly disinfected office & pray 4 her safe return to the kitties @ home.

[Ms. P. @MissPika]

Is 2020 the year that all my devices will shit itself to death? 😭

[Ms. P. @MissPika]

When your intern made the brilliant suggestion to “try to watch one episode of Vagabond” and I’m 5 episodes in

[Ms. P. @MissPika]

@HBOAsia 🤦🏻‍♀️😒🙏🏼

[Ms. P. @MissPika]

23:42 Jakarta time. Long day, longer week. But I'm awake for the #ShanexJeffree palette launch!

[Ms. P. @MissPika]

@putridaradasih We live in satan’s ass crack 🎉

[Ms. P. @MissPika]

No one:

Me: The Politician is the type of motivational speech I need to get out of bed on an average weekday #ThePolitician

[Ms. P. @MissPika]

Take me back to a time where all I have to send out was about a teeny tiny spa where you can choose million dollars skin care routine to try for 20 minutes.