Polly Connor

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

Jane Austen. On a spaceship. With a handsome starship captain. Will love bloom? Will aliens land? Will the universe survive? Will Jane write a novel about it? #janeausten #darcy #mrdarcy #captainwentworth #persuasion #prideandprejudice #austenilia
https://t.co/KlZfohWu96

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

oh dearrr what an atrociously witless shitpile #falling is #channel4 embarrassingly stupid obvious cliched dialogue, painful overacting from normally reliable thesps, whole plot a total #shitshow.#keeleyhawes

[TV Zone @tvukzone]

If you missed it: First look and trailer released for new Channel 4 drama #Falling, starring Keeley Hawes and Paapa Essiedu and written by Jack Thorne. More details:

https://t.co/VN2ouyT9gj

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

@simongreening @davechannel you can say it, it's a steaming shitbucket of pigdribble. not assisted by nasty old dog #lousanders. is it really the time for a #taskmaster ripoff when the original is circling the drain? funny 'cause #TLC do pretty well overall, and #zerostars is friggin' fantastic!

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

@NerdsThatGeek @paramountplus wow, #criminalmindsevolution really is a stenching pile of porcine cockcheese, dear oh dear. #shittv

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

for their own distinguished medical school admissions group.

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

no more holding off of the moment of farewell.

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

melancholia and sir Richard Burton's black bile being the tendency and consequence of such a risky activity as thinking.

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

jfc, these latter seasons of #lawandorder and #ncis are some dribbling witless garbage-fests for sure. what honking red-arsed chimps did they get in to fingerpaint these 'scripts' with their own shit? #shittv #5usa

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

These were the vital fruits of the industrial revolution, the wonders of mass production, and you could jolly well take your atomic bombs and your year round refrigerated fruit and veggies and stick em up your jacksie, so far as Elizabeth be concerned

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

although still not as terrible as the steaming turd that is #euphoria #hbomax

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

ahahahaha #thePITTisSHITT hahahaha #thePITT friggin hell

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

or of someone who'd been caning it the previous night, with an entire ward shift ahead of her.

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

She didn't hear the first thing about Jane and bingley's fancy footwork on the dancefloor.

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

And lo, she was verily the very princess of poison!

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

One did rather hope she might not expire at the end of her labours, like the chap at Marathon.

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

And kitty leaned on her shoulder and giggled.

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

"good heavens!" This last delivered in a discreet whisper in Mary's ringletted ear.

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

one might perhaps add the subjects of gossip, and the social round, and money.

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

Elizabeth and the Entail: rich and spoilt #lizzybennet meets poor and proud #mrdarcy... #janeausten #elizabethbennet #regencyromance #prideandprejudice #mansfieldpark #senseandsensibility #mrbingley #carolinebingley #janebennet #marybennet #mrsbennet https://t.co/yyrVmu402T

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

wow, these latest seasons really are some steaming witless dogshit. #shittv #lawandorder

[𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 @lawandordertv]

Miss us? We're BACK this week with an all-new #LawAndOrder Thursday 8/7c on NBC and streaming on Peacock.

[Polly Connor @MissPollyConnor]

Terrific that #ajbell's ad is so upfront about letting us all know they believe investing opportunity should be taken away from those pesky women and ethnic minorities, and returned to the rightful owners of moneyed white males...