Tessa

Probably taller than you. A little bit country, a little bit rock & roll.

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

Last night I met @trixiemattel and it was amazing and the show was perfect, my face hurt from laughing and the songs gave me goosebumps. It was all so fucking great. Thank you so much Trixie and #itdpresents worth every cent and the flight up and more 💖

[Hannah McCann @binarythis]

Crazy how if you (apparently) have high levels of testosterone TERFs will call you a man but if you’re like okay then I’ll take some more and be a man they’re like NO YOU’RE NOT

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

Nobody should be embarrassed if a card declines ANY day. Lack of money is not shameful. This made me angry.

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

@sineadgleeson @ChristchurchLib @SteelyDass @HarperNZ @4thEstateBooks The meeting of two excellent women:

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

@sineadgleeson @ChristchurchLib @SteelyDass @HarperNZ @4thEstateBooks Hi Sinéad, looking forward to tonight, coming along with my 77yr old mum who was so offended by the library's placement of this sticker in Constellations that she carefully peeled the lower edge off after this so it wasn't covering your eyes. "It's disrespectful of them!"

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

@JoeBangles11 You had me at "a pound of cheese"

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

Muffin Break Eastgate's bean poll gives me hope.

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

@NickMotown Blurt away. I'm so sorry to hear he's gone. That absence of them is such a sickening feeling. Big love to you xx

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

Middle aged farmy man to other man as they finished their rural town supermarket carpark catch up: "Anyway it's been good to see you again. I'll see you on the Snapchat"
Farmers love their Snapchat.

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

@kebabette You summed it up so well. I'm 39, Kim's been there on Saturday mornings my whole adult life and somewhere on RNZ my entire rememberable life, she's one of the voices and personalities that's always been there, like family. She's a relief, and a treat. I will miss her so much.

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

Someone on RNZ was just pronouncing Anglican with a soft g, that's fun.

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

The irony of this book being so pricey... I guess it's just for people who can CHOOSE to cook like they don't have much money, not people who HAVE to.

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

#ngāiPanga 531 4/6 Kaha: 77.26%

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[Tessa @MissSNZ]

I thought I'd do better, I must not have been listening closely on the stats! I scored 9/12 in "Good Sex quiz " https://t.co/9x8guAlpSH

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

Define your personality in 4 photos from your gallery without downloading more

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Every time a man tells me that none of the women he knows have been assaulted all I can think is wow not one woman in your life has ever trusted you.

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

@cox_tom Tom I've just realised I've lost track of which of your books I haven't read yet, which seems bad but then it means I'll just have to read all again so really it's quite good. Here are my hay-thieving lambs for you in thanks/apology

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

@MelodyRules_ Yes many laughs too, particularly during the Alices episode, so so good ❤

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

@MelodyRules_ I just paused episode 2 of TGSP to come find you so I can say thank you and I think this must be the most important work you've ever put out, I keep wanting to cry listening to it. I used to be sad you didn't end up Music 101 host but this is worth it.

[Tessa @MissSNZ]

I'm not sure Stephen Franks is a real person. He's never heard of The Detail, he doesn't know Lionel Richie's Hello, and he pronounces rant as rahnt. Have we checked he's not a cyborg?