Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨

Writer. Baker. Coffee Maker. I write books about monsters 🫰🏻Manic-Pixie-Dream-Mom🧚 Can’t Wait To Be Dead available at link below ❤️🦇

[Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ @MissSamVee]

The Moon Hung Like A Noose is half off ALL MONTH LONG!!

Happy Pride Gays and Theys and Queers and Shears (that’s a scissoring joke)
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Kindle, Kobo, Apple iBooks, theBookshop dot org, wherever you get your ebooks!!!

[Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ @MissSamVee]

@ghostofmymuse The book is a lot less sweet and a lot more eating people 😂

[Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ @MissSamVee]

Don’t forget my new book is HALF OFF right now for the whole month of June
Just $2.50 on ebook across all ebook platforms

[Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ @MissSamVee]

@ItsMusicMommy I’ve never rewatched the skeleton key as an adult and I’m STILL SO STRUCK AND CONFUSED about what happened in that movie, and like do I rewatch it with adult clarity or let it remain an enigma of a childhood memory?

[Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ @MissSamVee]

Mine was Killer Klowns from Outer Space when I was 4 😂
And if that doesn’t count, then it was Child’s Play when I was 7

[Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites]

Everybody’s first horror movie was Scream or Halloween. Prove me wrong!

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@AstronomiconSF Alien 🙌🏻

[Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ @MissSamVee]

@cassbeewrites Noooo 😭 Felix is my favorite so far (sorry Loren)

[Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ @MissSamVee]

@MuppetMorales I love that

[Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ @MissSamVee]

Hmmm

[Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ @MissSamVee]

@MuppetMorales Wait so is that WHOLE CRAYON EATING THING TRUE???

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@KT_Carlisle @AnthonyLaFauci

[Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ @MissSamVee]

@AnthonyLaFauci Yess!!! I can’t wait to watch when I get to work at 4am lol

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@KT_Carlisle

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@DaveTheFed Love it

[Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ @MissSamVee]

It’s weird girl Wednesday
Where my weirdos at

[Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ @MissSamVee]

My dog who barks at literally anything and everything has a collapsed trachea.
Is it mean to say I’m not surprised?

[Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ @MissSamVee]

@rinnezme O H
I didn’t know that 😵‍💫

[Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ @MissSamVee]

@ItsMusicMommy

[Anthony LaFauci @AnthonyLaFauci]

Do you think I could summon a demon by playing the Necronomicon reading through a Teddy Ruxbin? We answer this and more on our show this week.

If you have issues, you should come hang out with us.
https://t.co/r1qAwCHtTD

[Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ @MissSamVee]

Okay since some keywords on my last post were frowned upon, let’s try this

Celebrate pee arrr eye dee eee (😉) with a half off book sale!

$2.50 for the ebook all month of June!!!

If you like body horror and MCs who touch tips this is the book for you

Blink in blio