MaliceInBlunderland 🦋@missSkrewt.bsky.social

Lover of horror, science-y things, Sci-Fi, comedy, tech, food, general nerdom...oh and dogs, definitely dogs. Professional imposter, fumbling Developer 🤖☠️😷

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Here is my best tip on how to deal with clothing stains:

Certain stains, such as those from pizza drippings or spaghetti sauce, are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who doesn't know how they feed themselves.

Other stains, such as those from changing engine oil in your car, are ennobling, as they suggest you're a self-reliant person who knows how to do things.

Thus, cover all your humiliating stains with ennobling stains. If you have spaghetti sauce on your shirt, cover it in used engine oil.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

It's not that much to ask...

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

a storm is brewing

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

16 years ago Google pulled its search engine out of China because they wouldn’t submit to an authoritarian government.

Today, they’re renaming lakes to appease one.

[MaliceInBlunderland 🦋@missSkrewt.bsky.social @MissSkrewt]

I'll be dead in ground before I ever pronounce Worcestershire correctly 😂

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

macabre = “muh-KAHB”

Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer”

omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt”

reticent = “RET-uh-sunt”

epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee”

myriad = "MEER-ee-ud"

Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word.

It means they learned it by reading.

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

singing this up and down every. single. grocery aisle. It’s all the food.

[MaliceInBlunderland 🦋@missSkrewt.bsky.social @MissSkrewt]

@J_fassler Exactly!

[MaliceInBlunderland 🦋@missSkrewt.bsky.social @MissSkrewt]

@J_fassler People can not like disco as a whole, and I'll believe them, but I feel like anyone that says they don't like Stayin' Alive is just lying.

[MaliceInBlunderland 🦋@missSkrewt.bsky.social @MissSkrewt]

@Trioxinghoul85 I watch this one every spooky season, it's got some really creepy imagery 👻

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The crazy thing about this out pouring of love for Dolly Parton is today's billionaires could give 10 times what Dolly gave without even feeling it and they just choose not to, every single day.

[chloe ꕤ @emiliasafin]

you honor her now that she’s gone but while she was alive you took away all state funding for her imagination library last year. fuck you.

[MaliceInBlunderland 🦋@missSkrewt.bsky.social @MissSkrewt]

@Luizmd You are a vile piece of shit.

[Leah Rain ✝️🇺🇸🎸🏝️ @LeahRain77]

He starts out by saying "this is going to be an unpopular opinion, but I want more flock cameras!"
And then he proceeds to set the meeting on fire.
He wants flock cameras in every commissioner's office, every sheriff's office, in front of their homes, monitoring their cell phone activity, and on and on and on.
It's wonderful!

[Matt McNally @McNally4Indiana]

Mike Braun, the same Mike Braun who defunded the Dolly Parton library in Indiana.

[kristina. @cosmepolitics]

***2026 now

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

These 9 to 5 bloopers are adorable.
Dolly Parton wasn’t just brilliant, she had one of the greatest laughs of all time.
“Know what’s green and smells like Miss Piggy?… Kermit’s finger.” 😂🤣

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

The time Dolly Parton and Kermit jammed to Sly and the Family Stone.

This is always how I will remember her.

[Chaplain Dollar Tree Darth Vader @TheRealRhllor]

Attention LGBTQ Crew we must assemble a protective barrier around Cher.

[JaySlop @JayKay_4evr]

we’re all obligated to be endlessly kind, grow a big rack, and be big ol freaks in honor of them both

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

this is the worst week ever to be a gay theatre kid