MissSluty

Qoutes about bitching, jealousy, fucking, feelings and haters

[MissSluty @MissSluty]

Girls fake smiles, boys fake feelings.

[MissSluty @MissSluty]

Almost had a threesome last night! ...only needed two more people. :)”

[MissSluty @MissSluty]

Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”

[MissSluty @MissSluty]

Actually, no. You don't know what my life is like, so shut up.”

[MissSluty @MissSluty]

That awkward moment when you shout "HEY BITCH" on a crowded street & like 10 random girls turned around.”

[MissSluty @MissSluty]

In scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?" Wtf?”

[QUOTES @TeenagerBook]

Every girl needs a best friend to help her laugh when she thinks she'll never smile again.

[QUOTES @TeenagerBook]

I hate it when it's already the end of the day then someone ruins it like BOOM.

[QUOTES @TeenagerBook]

That mini heart-attack you get when someone says, "I heard something about you!" and you're like "FUCK!"

[MissSluty @MissSluty]

I just want your last words at the end of the night to be ''I love you" but even if they aren't I know you do

[MissSluty @MissSluty]

Hey can I borrow a pencil?" "Yeah, but it doesn't have an eraser." "Life doesn't have an eraser."

[MissSluty @MissSluty]

If I was a bird, I know who I would shit on first :)

[MissSluty @MissSluty]

shawty, you drinkin' on that martini. i wanna see you in a bikini

[MissSluty @MissSluty]

Pretty words are not always true, and true words are not always pretty.

[MissSluty @MissSluty]

It is not as bad as you think, but it is dirtier

[MissSluty @MissSluty]

The only way I'd kick you out og bed, would be to fuck you on the floor!

[MissSluty @MissSluty]

Fuck me like you hate me