S Buttons

A shameless conversationalist

[S Buttons @MissSmutButtons]

"Why are these vibes so fuckin' expensive?!"

"Because you're expecting your girlfriend to put them inside her orifices."

[S Buttons @MissSmutButtons]

@patsyirwin @JesseBering You’re a legend @patsyirwin - thank you so much!

[S Buttons @MissSmutButtons]

@JesseBering Do you have a wholesale provider for your magnificent tome, PERV, in Australia? Trying to source 32 copies for a sex positive book club down under!

[Tom Taylor @TomTaylorMade]

Due to demand, every single issue of our #Superman Son of Kal-El is being reprinted, and @DCComics have reported unprecedented orders for issue #5.
Out November 16. Art by @johntimmsart & @hificolor.
https://t.co/LA1uW25339

[e taylor @erinisaway]

I keep the fact I’m polyamorous to myself typically because since I’m also bisexual I can’t have two red flags at the same time

[Adult Match Maker @AdultMatchMaker]

If you are thinking of venturing into a polyamorous relationship here are some of the deal breakers you should be aware of https://t.co/oF2z85zooN #polyamory #polyam #polyrelationship @MissSmutButtons

[S Buttons @MissSmutButtons]

@CrookedNuts Electric toothbrushes (not sure if good dental hygiene counts as beauty though).

[Adult Match Maker @AdultMatchMaker]

Find out all about consensual non-monogamy and the different ways people are practicing it through polyamory, monogamish, and more from our brand new blog contributor Miss Smut Buttons https://t.co/XuC6hVZDkv #nonmonogamy #relationshipanarchy @MissSmutButtons

[🐊⚜️THE LADY™️⚜️🐊 @GeauxSeeTheLady]

Moderator: "what's the biggest challenge facing equality of pleasure?"

Me: "capitalism."

[S Buttons @MissSmutButtons]

@CrookedNuts It’s okay if it’s shit. You can always fix something that’s a bit poorly worded. You can’t fix something you were too afraid to write at all.

[S Buttons @MissSmutButtons]

@CrookedNuts Bugs Bunny literally any time he's in drag. Or that horse tbh.

[S Buttons @MissSmutButtons]

@jadedinvasion @CrookedNuts DESTINY IS ALL!

[Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @ThatSexToyGuy]

Fellow sex toy marketers: March 10th is the 69th day of the year. Put it in your calendar, thank me later.

[S Buttons @MissSmutButtons]

I don’t know how I feel about Lady Whistledown being revealed as Dan Humphrey.
#Bridgerton

[Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @ThatSexToyGuy]

Love Actually is a movie about men abusing their positions of power for sex. THERE I SAID IT.

[S Buttons @MissSmutButtons]

That is the longest I’ve ever had to wait for a cream pie scene.
#bridgeton

[Trisha Barraclough @PMBarraclough]

What does that Scott Morrison do for a living ?

[RMacbeth @rmacbethian]

So basically we’re all just here waiting for the money shot? #ReefLiveAU 🤔

[S Buttons @MissSmutButtons]

This is the live sex show I’ve waited my whole life for! #ReefLiveAU

[S Buttons @MissSmutButtons]

@CrookedNuts Never make fun of someone for something that they didn’t choose (e.g. their name, sexuality, race, etc) and be gentle when poking fun at what they did choose (music, movies, haircut, etc)

[S Buttons @MissSmutButtons]

@CrookedNuts This ad literally changed my relationship with masturbation