MissSomething

a sometimes narrative

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What in the fuck just happened?

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@Amy_Siskind They have an app kid’s sports use for messaging, calendars and live streams of games. I wonder if “GameChanger” numbers are included, as it’s owned by Dick’s. I must use it 20 times a week with a kiddo in sports.

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Stranger Things masterfully relaunching Boopers wasn’t on my bingo card

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A child a few rows ahead of me is singing “shots”

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Longest short flight ever. Annoyed they turned the lights on a full hour before landing. We ran so early we had to circle and don’t have a gate. Pilot kept raving about how early we were and now we will barely be. This is why I don’t over promise, it’s a bonus if I over deliver.

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When I fly, I basically actively try to disassociate for the entire flight.

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I guess people with birds need to fly too, but like does this guy always travel with them?

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There are multiple birds. And they sound increasingly unhappy.

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It’s dawning on everyone around us what we are in for. Knowing glances and smirks among strangers.

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My whole row is now giggling as a collective

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Now everytime is squawks a kid yells “Dad, what is that?” I can’t stop giggling.

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I miss the days of twitter where I’d be in an utterly absurd situation and maybe entertain a friend by sharing. So, now that I find myself on a flight with a bird, I figure why not

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🧪 @CampbellSoupCo I stopped buying your French onion soup because it contains Caramel coloring, Disodium phosphate and Monosodium glutamate.

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This is the best coverage I’ve found to follow what’s going on in Florida. Stay safe everyone! #portstlucie Port St. Lucie

https://t.co/v5koecJm42

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@_MLFootball @DaveDiCello @TheStandard412 @steelers @Blitz_Burgh @Blitzburghstil1 @SteelersWin109 @KevinAdams26 @Jerrythekid21 @NealCoolong @ThompsonFoto12 @KDPomp Those storms were nuts. I follow the phographer, it was a composite of a timelapse. It’s 7 photos. Still cool

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The most charming subset of a subset of a genre https://t.co/2EXY0P6FbR

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In which I chose the stairs over the elevator

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@DrStephenHussey @DBelardoMD The studies are from Chiropractors. I had a stroke and brain surgery from a dissection caused by a manipulation, all I want is for informed consent to be needed for treatment, like any other. Chiropractors, should just do it, but no one I ever saw did.

[Danielle Belardo, MD @DBelardoMD]

Heartbroken after seeing a young patient with no medical history, end up with a BIFFL GRADE II dissection of the vertebral artery and subsequent acute PICA infarct immediately after a neck adjustment from the chiropractor. This has to stop.

Chiropractors - you HAVE to stop.

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@kavehkavoosi @DBelardoMD In my case it uncovered an underlying issue (moya moya), but the stroke that happened after my disection from an adjustment caused 4 strokes and was much more devestating than the natural course of the disease which progressed on the other side a year later and was much milder.