Just to let you guys know, I’ve been promoted to mama now 😉
I’ve given birth to a baby boy, Leon, on May 29th and I’m over the moon about him. Best title I could’ve gotten! 🥰
Is it only me, who didn’t know about the changed coming to twitter logo? When it updated and I opened my phone, I thought I downloaded some porn site 🤣 #newtwitterlogo
Dad isn’t picking up my phone calls. I can only assume it’s the mother’s doing. “Rely on your family”, my ass. I just needed to ask a question about my car, I didn’t want anything else, but I guess that’s too much to ask for. 🤦🏻♀️
Came back from work and I fancied something, but couldn’t put a finger on what I wanted. So I made herb/creamy sauce with some pork and I’m boiling pasta. 😆 it’s freaking midnight already.
Don't wanna fight no more
Keep me where I belong
I've tried and I've tried
But I just can't hide from your love. ♥️
@stormzy at his best. Love this new song. On repeat 🔥
Friend is picking me up and taking me to work. We just got into her car and found out she has a flat tyre, so we’re stuck on a side of the road. Great day! 👌🏻
I might’ve exaggerated a lot yesterday. I blame it on my period 💁🏻♀️
I used to send nudes for free. 😂 should’ve charged then, when I was still young and beautiful 🤣