Funny Student Quotes

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Joke from a 3rd grader: Why does a duck have tail feathers? To cover its butt quack!

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Student: “What if you had to cut the ears and arms and legs off of a bunny to keep it from getting distracted??? And then just put bandaids on them???” *laughs*

Me: 😧(too stunned to reply)

#student #kidssay

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My first graders were trying to guess my age. I told them I was older than 7. One of them says, “Well yeah, you have boobies.” #teacherproblems #teacher #studentquotes #kidssay

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I said hello to a student walking into school in the morning. His response: “Jesus died and went to God in heaven to NOT play games.”

No I did not know how to respond lol. 😅 #kidssay #teacherproblems #funnystudents

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First grader: “I have Cheerios for my snack today and look what shape I made them into!”

Teacher: “What is it?”

First grader: “The shape of Russia!” 🇷🇺

#kidssay

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Me: “Do you like cauliflower?”
3 year old: “No… I just like cookies.”

Same.

#kidssay

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Overheard some 2nd grade gossip… “My dad told me to never tell anyone, but of course I’m going to break that rule… 2 days ago, my dad pooped the hotel bed!”

My condolences go out to that dad, whoever you are. 😅

#kidssay #teacherlife

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One of my 2nd graders gifted me this lovely drawing… she made sure to tell me that it is a swan she named “Blood” and that red is for evil. 🥰 #teachersoftwitter

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One of my first graders informed me that someone was sticking his tongue out at me with a chuckle. I turned around to find this gem on the board. 😂 #kidssay #teacher

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I asked a 3 year old, “If you had your own fancy restaurant, what would you name it.”

“Ummmm… ummmm…” *several moments of thinking later* “ Ummm… Adam.”

#kidssay #teacher #kidsarefunny

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Today one of my first graders drew this lovely picture of me jumping on a trampoline into a lion��s mouth. 😅 #teachersoftwitter

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For real! 💯

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One of my first graders took out all my dry erase markers and erasers, organized then like this, and then informed me they are his “trophies” and I’m not allowed to move them… fingers crossed he forgets about it tomorrow! (They never forget… 😅)
#teacher #teacherproblems #kids

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Another joke from a first grader:

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Was that the chicken crossing the road or was it YOU???

#kidjokes #kidssay #teacher

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My biggest flex today is that my 2nd grader’s broccoli stuffie liked me. 🥹

#broccoli #stuffie #kidssay #teacher

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Part 4 of jokes from a 1st grader (my fav one):

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butt
Butt who?
It’s a butt!!!

#1stgradejokes #kidsay #teacher

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Part 3 of jokes from a 1st grader:

Knock knock
Who’s there?
A seed
A seed who?
I’m a seed! Don’t make me grow into that!

#1stgradejokes #kidsay #teacher

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Pt. 2 of jokes from a 1st grader:

Knock knock
Who’s there?
The moon
The moon who?
Don’t make me get my darkness on you!

#1stgradejokes #kidsay #teacher

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Phew, it’s been awhile! Here are some jokes, brought to you by a 1st grader (a thread…)

Knock knock
Who’s there?
The sun
The sun who?
Don’t make me get my light on you!

#1stgradejokes #kidsay #teacher

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There was a Red Bull commercial with parrots on the TV.

8 year old: “Those birds are alcoholics!”

They were drinking Red Bull.