Teale Shawn

Trophy wife. Not, not funny. Miss Utah USA 2016. Instagram @tealeshawn. All the things.

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

So this happened on Friday... 😍😭❤️💍 #engaged #bestdayever #stillcantbelieveit

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

@JDVanceNewsX Omg I love SNL skits!

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

@realTrumpNewsX A!!!!

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

#TheBachelor #TheBachelorABC #bachelor

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

#SuperBowl #Rihanna

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

A f*cking DOOOOZY

[Vicki Moore @Slimwiggie]

@MissTealey

[Vicki Moore @Slimwiggie]

@MissTealey

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

@Slimwiggie Right?!

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

I don’t trust a restaurant where the entire staff was born post Y2K.

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

You ever get your period on a full moon and suddenly the last 5 days all make sense but with a little extra lunar spice thrown in?

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

Love when I get to tell a random kid they can’t climb up the slide while my child is trying to go down that same slide, and they hit me with “I always go up the slide” - listen here you little shit, you are what’s wrong with our society.

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

Nothing quite like getting an unprompted call from your mother-in-law with advice on how to conceive and what steps to take medically or otherwise.

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

My side of the bathroom counter and my sink are perfectly clean, so when I needed to trim my eyebrows today I just did it over my husbands side. It all falls and blends right in with his beard trimmings that have been laying there for lord knows how long.

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

I think I might actually get my amazon delivery today while my husband is at work so, praise be.

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

I feel like I’ve really hit a maturity stride in my life being a 32 year old home owner as I wave to every vehicle that passes by while I sit on my front porch yelling at my dog and throwing wiffle balls at my kid.

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

Pouring myself an ice cold Diet Coke today with my salad for lunch because that is health.

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

Everyone knows that the nighttime skincare routine is the easier one to do. But when you do your morning routine and then leave the house to be productive, you walk around knowing damn well that you are better than everyone else.

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

My husband just text me asking for our bank accounts login password… the same one that he reset just days ago.

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

@jillyyyfab #marriage

[Teale Shawn @MissTealey]

Went to get coffee for me and my husband this morning and also ordered a bagel and finished the whole thing before I got home so that I wouldn’t have to share with him.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.