lil mama

[Dreezmo 𓃵 @dreezmo]

Me after making a joke and the therapist starts writing instead of laughing

[𓂃࣪˖ trêisvirgulaquatorzi @wypye]

como eh horrível notar defeitos dos seus pais em vc

[Howard 🌊 @Ahoward_8]

Everything high as fuck and my parents asking for some fucking grandkids. Read the room!

[kara @petite__kara]

Hardworking girl my arsssss.....i'm done!

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone i don't know joins the conversation

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

my idea of a risky text is asking for a favor

[Attah Akor @attah_akor_]

Nobody:

Arabian perfume:

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

periods should be 45mins max. release the egg and get tf outa my face

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

Pre workout is a waste and scam. All you need is a heart full of hate and you good

[Dura🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

At least if you want to love bomb me, please use money. You are scaring me with the “marriage and kids” talk.

[lil mama @MissTurnerr_]

@mao_0k LOL spot on

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @P0liticalbaby]

The sweltering Lagos summer interrupted my lunch of Jollof rice and bean cake

[Brown sugar🦢 @bigmissbrownnn]

Oh to be disgustingly educated &articulate.

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

There is no way you won't fall in love with someone if you talk constantly and consistently for a week. This is why I ignore messages, you're not getting me.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

POV: My mind drifting away as soon as a meeting starts

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

I wish I was super duper rich cause I really love gifting people. It’s just makes me so happy. One of my favourite love languages.

[blue @bluewmist]

When you stop reading books, you start losing verbal dexterity, depth of thought and imagination.
A closed book is a closed mind.
Don't EVER stop reading.

[Real Lover 🇬🇩🇧🇧 @_daniellemakeup]

Chlorophyll
Protein
10K steps
Protein
Calorie deficit
Ashwaganda
Sweet potato ground beef
3L of water
Hyrox
Run club
Protein
Overnight oats
Protein
Chicken breast
Seamoss
Weighted vest
Protein
Protein shake
Salmon
Chia seeds