hot mess express

body type: not in awful shape but definitely likes pasta.

[hot mess express @MissVogliardo]

Bell Bottom Babes

[ً @6666nephilim]

places you can stay for free

1. your lane
2. out of my business.

[X @xiorabella]

y’all bullied twitter into adding the old retweet button back😭

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

we should force politicians to retire at 65. It’s absolutely no reason someone born in the 1940s should be making decisions for us

[moody girl😮‍💨 @seasonedwsaige]

ARIANA AND MARIAH JUST HARMONIZED THEIR WHISTLE TONES SOMEONE HELP ME OFF THIS FUCKING FLOOR

[philly! @27st_lil]

🤨 Why cranberry juice taste like it wanna be liquor but it’s shy 😩

[𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 ⏾⋆ @okiecorri]

depression knows my love language is quality time so it hangs out with me 24/7

[VJ ⚜️ @VJayyy_]

Mood now that thanksgiving is over!

[✰ @oy_ct]

a relationship should be 50/50, she wears whatever she wants and i run over anyone who makes her feel uncomfortable

[lovergurl @lowkeykie]

I’m tired of this grandpa!
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗻 𝗯𝗮𝗱

[madz @madddiexo]

what do u possibly ask for christmas at 25. like bro i want a house