Rock Lobster

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[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

Trying to watch Planet Earth. 10/10 for distracting me. @thecatreviewer

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Annoyed that Chris Packham is giving air time to idiots who shoot wild animals. 😡 #InvasionOfTheParakeets

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Guess who I am responding to about what... 😃

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

I might post a screenshot of my failed replies and you can try to guess what they relate to. 😂

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

I don't know what is going on with X but a load of replies I have sent in the last few days have failed.

I am not ignoring you all! 😭

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

I saw a trailer for this film yesterday. I have already googled to make sure the dog survives so will definitely go to see it. 😃🐶

https://t.co/GLnWeODYX9

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

I did my annual job of Find The Path this afternoon. I might get out the pressure washer tomorrow if my back recovers. 🙈

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

I read an actual book! 😃 It is set in Guernsey during the Occupation and is much more historically accurate than the potato peel one.

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

I went to see Disclosure Day. I am glad I got a £4.99 super saver ticket as it was total rubbish. If the last 10 minutes had been the first 10 minutes and it built from there it would have been better.

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

My neighbour from 2 doors down thought I was 10 years younger than I am. It must be my healthy diet of chocolate and cake. 🍫🤔🍰

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

This was Freddie's motto too. 😂

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Please don't the cat.

📸 Chung Wong

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

Terry tried to pay me for more food by giving me his ball again. All he needed to do was go in the kitchen as his autofeeder was set up. I will give him back his ball. 😍

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

@CharlesBlackCat Well done Bob! 😃

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

I am loving Evil Roy. 🙊😂 #Corrie

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

This is excellent catting. 😂

https://t.co/K5SWoUqgaq

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

@CharlesBlackCat Bob has very glossy fur. He needs to speak to Terry about that as he constantly looks scruffy. 🙈

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

@CharlesBlackCat His stomach will be rumbling. I should have been home hours ago to feed him. 😡

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

Another evening of train delays from Waterloo and wondering if I will ever get home...

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@CharlesBlackCat When they ask me if I want salt and vinegar, I always say "yes on the chips but not on the fish as the cat eats that".

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

@tjd19 @Rozrunsabit @Lois_AD I will have to dig out my Egypt photos later. We flew over people's houses which didn't have roofs and saw them asleep in their beds. 🙈

[Rock Lobster @MissWittank]

It is #NationalSausageRollDay! 😃 We should probably get a bank holiday for this. And as I try not to eat meat these days, I do love a Greggs vegan sausage roll.

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

Happy #NationalSausageRollDay to all who celebrate