I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.
YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK
When I first got married, I called my mom to vent about an argument my husband and I were having. She stopped me mid-sentence and said, “Unless you're in danger, don’t invite other people into your marriage, not even me.”
It ended up being one of the best advice I could have received as a young wife.
For a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So I go to the vets today and the vet straight up said. "He looks like he got into a fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine"
I CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO