Jennifer Cunningham

Big Dean Jenn-ergy

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

Slender women don’t have to try as hard to be “stylish.” I said what I said (typed what I typed).

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

I think I just entered @gracieabrams Autumn. Anyone else? 🍁

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

Is history one of the programs that @HendersonStateU cut? Asking because history seems to be repeating… 👀

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

Why is @WayneBrady so perfect?! #DWTS @officialdwts

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

I can’t tell who the real “gaslighter” is…?! Rename this finale ‘a conversation between 2 narcissist’ #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

There are 2 types of girls this season of #TheBachelor : “Clay-En” & “clay-Ton”

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

Did @tyrabanks’ stylist for @DancingABC see my tweet last week?! Cause her mustard suit & blue jumpsuit tonight are 🔥💛💙 #DWTS

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

I’m filling up with gas tonight instead of counting on myself to remember in the morning and I feel like I’ve reach peak adulthood. ⛽️

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

Just entered this year's Communicator Awards - check it out: https://t.co/vpUEHDG4w0

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

Can we tell @tyrabanks stylist that it’s @JanetJackson night on @DancingABC EVERY Monday?! Her outfits are #chefskiss tonight! 🖤 #dwts

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

Anything grape flavored tastes like soap. Change my mind. 🍇➡️🧼

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

It’s not that I wanted to be a hoarder, it’s just that my mom kept throwing away my ungraded science projects (like an alarming number of times) while I was growing up. I can’t part with any piece of paper or object because I don’t want to receive another ‘incomplete.’

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

I don’t understand people who say “This song is so sad. You HAVE to listen!” Um. No. You just listed the # 1 reason for me to NOT wanna listen...

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

I just took a swig of my mom’s unsweet (iced) tea thinking that it was my sweet tea, and I’ve never felt so close to death. 💀

[Alt Nation @altnation]

it's begun.....
EMO-HALLOWEEN-O on @altnation
👻🖤🎃💔😥

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

@altnation ‘s ‘Emo Halloweeno’ is the best thing to happen to Halloween since Hocus Pocus & orange @Oreo filling. #fightme #haloween2019 #vibes

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

People named Jennifer Wright know what's up.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

I am a full grown, reasonably competent adult woman, but I still believe if there are only two cookies left you've got to eat both of them, or the one remaining cookie will be lonely.

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

It's August 1st and my newsfeed is filled with "Leo Season" posts, which pretty much sums up Leo Season.

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

Morning traffic as usual. I just witnessed the woman in front of me abruptly pull over and vomit out of her car. My morning suddenly doesn't seem so bad. #humpday

[Jennifer Cunningham @MissWrightBrain]

Sometimes when I jam to the @jonasbrothers I think about @hansonmusic and hope they're out there getting the OG Brother Boy Band credit they deserve. #thankyou #og #boyband #foreverfan