Patti

I run things - but I’ll need coffee and my dog, first. #TempleMade

[Patti @Miss_Bruno]

Shouldn’t have let Trump near the food…

[CDC @CDCgov]

E. COLI OUTBREAK: CDC is investigating 49 illnesses in 10 states linked to McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburgers. If you ate a Quarter Pounder hamburger from McDonald’s and have severe symptoms of E. coli, contact your healthcare provider. https://t.co/g87itkupCQ

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Roe v. Wade was right.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Joe Biden had a single bad debate and the media excoriated him for weeks.

Trump holds an utterly unhinged “press conference” and they applaud him for showing up to lie to them.

Are they really doing this again?
Really really?
Are you fucking kidding me?

[Patti @Miss_Bruno]

I was turning 18 just prior to @BarackObama’s 2008 win.
I busted my ass for that race - and I’ll do it again for @KamalaHarris.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Governor Walz doesn’t just have the experience to be vice president, he has the values and the integrity to make us proud. And as we saw last night, @KamalaHarris and @Tim_Walz make a great team. 

Now let’s do everything we can – volunteer, donate, organize – from now until November to help them get elected. https://t.co/spJ8IbtoBX

[Patti @Miss_Bruno]

We still use this thing?

[Matt Gelb @MattGelb]

The Phillies blew a five-run lead on Opening Day 2023 and only a two-run lead on Opening Day 2024, so it's getting there.

[Patti @Miss_Bruno]

Same. Same. 🫶🏼

[i don't even like sports, actually. @ilovechooch]

i will never not love him.

[Patti @Miss_Bruno]

And, as if my twitterings didn’t give it away - I have been left largely unsupervised today. 😬🤗

[Patti @Miss_Bruno]

☕️@Starbucks Blonde roast over ice with a splash of light cream is the #coffee #icecream flavor that I need in my life.

[Patti @Miss_Bruno]

I put mayo on my hot dog today because I was so curious after seeing someone else do it…

Send help.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Jason Kelce meets with the media to discuss his future. https://t.co/x1Zb6eJWBA

[Patti @Miss_Bruno]

@TheOnlyDSC @shannonrwatts Hey David, was your commentary warranted? Absolutely not. Change my mind.

[Patti @Miss_Bruno]

Hey, @taylorswift13, I’m so proud of you. I hope this is the year you embrace loving yourself so deeply that all the other years of not are a distant memory.

Thanks for being human.
P.S.
You’re right. Jet lag IS a choice.

[Patti @Miss_Bruno]

Ick. This X thing is the worst.

[Patti @Miss_Bruno]

Someone needs to pull a Nick Saban on the @Phillies asses next season and hang their defeat in their lockers.
✌🏼 Go Phillies.

[Patti @Miss_Bruno]

Yep. Those are my people.

[Stephanie Apstein @stephapstein]

A few dozen Phillies fans have remained at CBP to boo the Diamondbacks as they receive the NL trophy.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

FINAL: Diamondbacks 4, Phillies 2

[Taijuan Walker @tai_walker]

Its time ⌛️#RedOctober

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

If you don't understand Philadelphia, come here in October.

#RedOctober