Julia

at least five people would call me an absolute delight

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

people think being a sex toy engineer is all masturbation but 90% of the time i'm just trying to get a photo in the right lighting so i can tell a manufacturer that a tooling seam is too obvious

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

companies hiring freelancers with a full time expectation are like the situationships of employment

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

@icassassin The turducken of engineers

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

Slightly different bag of bags

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

i've been in the pandemic WFH mode for so long that i forgot that standup is literally done standing up

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

why is it that the bulls in the china shop are also the ones agasp and saying "who did this"

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

there's something hypnotically beautiful about a production sample after a year of hand-building the roughest prototypes

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

really went on a date with someone who thought that verbalizing what works for me sexually made the experience “inauthentic” and im like bro literally how did you think dating a sex toy engineer was going to play out

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

*the quality of your character is measured by when your feelings are difficult, not when your feelings are easy

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

the quality of your character is measured by when things are difficult, not when things are easy.

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

a chemE, three mechEs, and an EE enter a zoom room and agree "we all took thermo for no reason"

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

i wish more people were dissatisfied with over-committing and under-delivering bc i'm sitting here like wtf

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

just asked two friends if they were still aligned on our evening plans- i had too many meetings today

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

only halfway through the Super Pumped episode about the sexual harassment at uber and i need a drink 🙃

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

i'm on a third occurrence of two people from different chapters of my life talking about how they know someone who makes sex toys and then realizing they're both talking about me ✨

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

I’m just a girl sitting in front of Hulu hoping the @formlabs on @GreysABC is a loaner or a hollowed out prop bc what a waste for it to just sit there lookin pretty

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

today is a day that i love my life. which is relatively typical for me in this chapter of my life but over the last three weeks it's not felt like that

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

@dojiboy9 lol thank you for understanding

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

my sisyphean task is the never ending iterating on how i present technical information to non-technical leaders

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

Not mad at all

[veronica @bigb00bss420]

another 'build a mismatched outfit based on your big 4' but this time dress + coat edition and it's most likely even more mismatched:

[Julia @Miss_Engineered]

@Lbeeofall Grande or venti tho