Antonia Greaves

Professional coddiwompler

[Antonia Greaves @Miss_Greaves]

The year is 2084, all TV shows now send their best people to take part in a battle royale fight to the death to decide out of the oodles of 1st seasons, which will be granted a S2. Only one show will survive, and it certainly won't be based on ratings, no. Only blood #Netflix

[Antonia Greaves @Miss_Greaves]

@imbenlawson Strawberry jam is the ready salted of jams.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Liz Truss says high energy bills are "a price worth paying", but who's paying?

It's not oil and gas giants, whose profits are expected to be £170,000,000,000 in the next 2 years.

It's ordinary people, whose energy bills will be up 97% this year.

She's making you pay, not them.

[Antonia Greaves @Miss_Greaves]

@jackwhitehall Body shots for King Charles!

[Antonia Greaves @Miss_Greaves]

Giving the proles what we really want, yusss. #bankholiday
https://t.co/PlFbAO4kD5

[Antonia Greaves @Miss_Greaves]

Thanks @ATGFestival 2022! You were immense, see y'all next year! ❤️❤️

[Antonia Greaves @Miss_Greaves]

@EdGambleComedy Oh my goodness, I'm an idiot. I spent a good hour sat in the VIP tent on Saturday with my friend, trying to figure out why I recognised your face. The best we could come up with was that you were maybe an old Tinder match. I'm happy to be able to draw a line under that mystery!🤦‍♀️

[Antonia Greaves @Miss_Greaves]

Made a gif for the dating apps to narrow down my suitable options #Science #separatethewheatfromthechaff

[Antonia Greaves @Miss_Greaves]

i.e. it shouldn't be happening in this day and age.

[Antonia Greaves @Miss_Greaves]

'Buffering' instils in me the same level of teenage age hidden fury I feel after 10 minutes with my mother.

[Antonia Greaves @Miss_Greaves]

@SheRatesDogs JEEBUS.

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

[Antonia Greaves @Miss_Greaves]

@thomasjvincent @showcasememes I was there yesterday for this! Only due to a mix up with the tickets though.

[Chris Grey 🇺🇦 @chrisgreybrexit]

The flippancy of Rees-Mogg's response is a disgrace, even by his own lamentable standards

[Antonia Greaves @Miss_Greaves]

@Chopscomedy

[Antonia Greaves @Miss_Greaves]

@tomhanks I spent the first part of my evening cuddling my cat Potato because it's fireworks night in the UK and she's freaked out. I put on Finch during this and now Potato is cuddling and nestling into me because I'm bawling my eyes out.

[Brett Goldstein @brettgoldstein]

It all comes down to this… the Ted Lasso Season Finale… Written by the great men themselves, @jasonsudeikis and @joekellyjk47. No spoilers but judging by these photos, Roy gets ‘Witch’s Finger’ in charades, the team has a class photo and Higgins shows off his puppies. #tedlasso

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

"You're an Eton millionaire who doesn't care about disabled people."

Jacob Rees-Mogg is confronted by Dominic Hutchins who says that he had to prove he had cerebral palsy to claim benefits.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Honest tweet now. This account is run by frontline NHS staff. There’s just 3 of us. We have tried our best to get out what is happening on the ground. But we are completely exhausted. If you support what we are doing pls will you follow & RT this to your followers? Thank you 🙏🏻