Lavender 💗🐀

Joined Stan twitter years ago and I refuse to leave
Multi fandom interests :)

[Lavender 💗🐀 @Miss_Lavender]

Babies.

[🤡Bouncy🤡 @bouncyclown]

Thinking about how most queens had their own female jesters, and one of the most interesting examples of this is Jane the Fool, who was a “natural fool” meaning she was intellectually disabled. At this time jesters that were natural fools were seen as innocent and “closer to god”

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

Being a sheltered child sets you up for public humiliation and embarrassment btw! Everyone can tell you don’t go out much, don’t have the social skills, and can’t take care of yourself. If you shelter your child, you hate them, and it’s the rest of the world’s problem afterwards

[ღ @stfnigg]

humans were never meant to be this busy that’s why everybody is anxious and depressed.

[Shania T'Wain 🧡🖤⚾ @StarTrekHeathen]

A dude in my highschool had cancer and was also SUCH a little shit to my sister's friend for not dating him or something and one day my sister yelled at him in the cafeteria and her friend was like "come on he has cancer" and she screamed "WHERE IN HIS KINDNESS GLAND?!"

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

imagine trying to find 9 other lords to go a-leaping with in 2025

[RIONA @rionabuthello]

“Back when time didn’t matter”
An oil painting

[Vivian @suchnerve]

RE-NORMALIZE THIS LEVEL OF ROMANCE!!

ENOUGH WITH THE NONCHALANCE!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦 @JakeLandauTO]

People are joking about this but it's actually a very smart and considerate thing for your healthcare provider to give you after a hip replacement if you're sexually active.

[jack friks @jackfriks]

i have a folder on my computer named "keep going"

here are some of the images inside of it: (part 2)

[bug girl @buggirl]

i love cute tiny purses but im sad to say i can never be a cute tiny purse girl. i need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere i go. because what if…..

[⏳Attera Nox⌛ @AtteraNox]

deleting later but my hot take of the day is that you can be there for your friends without expecting anything in return but you can also be sad when they dont show up for you

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

Friends. Having actual friends. Not familiar acquaintances or online mutuals. Real Friends. One of the best hacks for a fulfilling life.

[lucía ౨ৎ @eyretartt]

no need for a halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid 20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore

[Grusha🕯 @decadentquill]

You can lead an ordinary life and be an extraordinary writer. And even if you're a mediocre writer, please write. Someone will resonate with your words. We need long form content in this world of slop. I want to see people being earnest and thoughtful.

[Robbiey @ItsJust_Robbiey]

Poverty breeds crime. Like, directly. If you think people losing healthcare, SNAP, housing, allat isn’t going to flip this country over you’re a fool. You will see a spike in crime. Criminology 101.

[Lavender 💗🐀 @Miss_Lavender]

@PhandomGives I don't have edits or memes to offer, but I've loved Dan and Phil since 2015 💜

Whomever wins, I'm so grateful for this new era where they can both be truly free and happy :)