Patty Mayonnaise

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[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

Listen I woulda put Kenya's hair to the real test cause sharing a pic of me doin something like that.......at ur event...to other people....yea I woulda swung that haux by her hair all up and down that salon #therealhousewivesofatlanta #Bravo #Housewives

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

@ChickfilA could u please stop putting all my info on my mobile order! damn stickers be havin my name, full phone#, the car i drive and it's stuck to every single thing they give me

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

Watchin all these trail ride videos and now i kno im in the wrong damn state for my future husband 😂

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

Just seen a video that told me I need to take my a** to Texas lord jesus the men's out there....... 🙀🙀🙀 hello sir 😼

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

But in the mean time I got a fly a** jacket I did myself 😏😉 #EaglesNation #Eagles #NFL #Champions #SuperBowl2025 #Philly #Philadelphia #PhiladelphiaEagles

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

I think there has been many of times Brynn thought flirting & being questionable was cute 2someone's significant other, y is that ever an ok thing 4women 2do? Even if it's "harmless" it aint funny I'll wait for the day i see someone hysterically laughing in that situation #RHONY

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

I get being silly and joking but where tf is it funny to entice ur husband in a inappropriate situation that u were just kidding about? Ubah was right to tell that man cause guess who woulda ran with it and made the situation more than what it is if he took the bait....#RHONY

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

Listen they're out there cause I've experienced it first hand but the friend Brynn is being i truly despise u play with fire to allow that type of banter with a friend to ur husband, n even if i trusted them both...who tf wants that? N THEN had the nerve to be mad at Ubah #RHONY

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

FML I lost my freaking remote

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

FB reminded me it was my BD birthday 😂🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️his son old enough to buy his own damn gifts for him or at least a card so hopefully he remembered 😂

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

My food didn't workout it just me and my daughter home idk im in my bag I kinda hate Holidays anymore

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

My brother who i didn't even think would keep a gf cause he just is mean and on his man ish...got a whole gf and will probably be married before me ☹️

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

Watching "Tell Me Lies" at work seemed like a great idea at first now im over here sufferin like....

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

Hating on married people is probably why I aint married now

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

If it's one thing TikTok gonna do is give me some random a** movie, possibly even foreign, that is good but have me ready to pounce right on someone 😼 it's like p🌽 with good acting 😹

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

😔 damn loosing people young makes me scared to get old I thought we were all gonna be around here old as f*** now we barely making it to see our grandkids or even have kids for that matter...smh 😢

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

Bend me like yoga daddy 😼

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

Fml I looked right at my Bluetooth yesterday like if I don't put this up ima forget it.....here I am mad at work cause I can't watch my shows like I want to 😫🤦🏼‍♀️ I knew it was gonna happen!!!

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

I had a steak last week that was bomb af and I need that again 😋

[Patty Mayonnaise @Miss_Lynnski]

I really love my 🍈🍈🤗 ...certain things I wear I'm like 🧐 the girls look lovely today 😆