Melissa Jean ♡

Self Love Advocate 💕

[Melissa Jean ♡ @Miss_Melissa5]

Outerbanks though 🤙🏼

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All the bee “All American” season is blah…

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Season seven of “The Last Man Standing” is just a disappointment.

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Me: redoing the load of laundry Ben left in dryer. Which was in fact TWO loads…

Me: continues to do not one load of laundry but 5…

5 more loads

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Ben: hey I did laundry but I don’t feel like folding it, I’ll do it tomorrow night.
Me: I do all the laundry on Mondays so it needs to get folded.
Ben: there should only be one load of laundry.
Me: I’ll just do it tomorrow.

Me the next morning: Wow. Wow.

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When your toddler wakes the sleeping newborn by chucking a dog bone at her face. 🙃

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When you wake up soaked by breast milk. Pump. Then proceed to spill all 20oz of milk. 🙃

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I forgot how much breastfeeding initially hurts 😅🙃😬

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When you have things to do but napping with your toddler sounds amazing.

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Things I look forward to driving alone:

Absolute silence - not having to listen to the Rio sound track or Baby shark on repeat.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it often seems. like the human is jealous of me. because of how happy i get. about the simplest things. i don’t know how to tell them. they can do that too

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@reakins5 🙃😂

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My child likes to lean on unstable surfaces and then get mad when she falls. She also doesn’t pay attention when walking and runs into walls and tables 🤷🏼‍♀️

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When your toddler stays with Nana and you have the chance to sleep in hut your body is like “oh no no, let’s wake up at 4:45 am!” For absolutely no reason! 🥴😭😩

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Today I blamed my Amazon shopping on my pregnancy. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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10 Week Count Down to Baby Noa.
69 Days.
Excited and nervous because Eden is my main squeeze and I don’t want her to feel like she’s losing her mommy 🙃

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And the company won’t get back to me 😬

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Ever order something off a site and know in your heart you shouldn’t have?

So disappointed.

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And a dress that looks like a pillow case with straps 🙃

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Gave me half of swim suit in the wrong color.