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welcome to the omelet bar

[kaitlin @Miss_Molar]

If you build the bodega, the bodega cats will come

[kaitlin @Miss_Molar]

I can’t afford to wear capris to the airport again

[kaitlin @Miss_Molar]

Every city should have something like the Tikki Room at the Disney Parks. A place to sit and eat one specific sweet treat with some light entertainment.

But not the rainforest cafe, that’s not what I mean

[kaitlin @Miss_Molar]

IBS

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I almost didn’t make it through my first poop in India

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Showering is the best time to practice saying phrases to see how they’d sound coming out of your mouth, but that also means that my roomate is definitely hearing me say “cats can have little a salami” many times

[kaitlin @Miss_Molar]

I believe Joe Pera is the only truly happy person in America

[kaitlin @Miss_Molar]

%25 of my lunch break is me in the bathroom, and I’ll never change that

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I’ve graduated from “How it’s Made”

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The bodega man has no right making me feel like an alcoholic saying “see you later” when all I’m picking up is sour cream and a topo Chico

[kaitlin @Miss_Molar]

Call me crazy but I just want to date someone in LA that I can walk to. Maybe max 8 min drive

[kaitlin @Miss_Molar]

I need more friends so I could get together a group costume of the very hungry caterpillar and all the foods he eats. I would of course be the caterpillar.

This would really only be fun for me

[kaitlin @Miss_Molar]

The Starbucks employee said “welcome to the omelet bar” when I pulled up so that’s my answer

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Is two orders of egg bites too much?

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Yo la Tengo could do very well with a cover of promiscuous Girl

[kaitlin @Miss_Molar]

Always buy a water bottle with a small spout and make sure to drink really fast so that you accidentally suck your lips in and make the loudest noise that ever made noise at LAX

[kaitlin @Miss_Molar]

It’s that time of the year where my YouTube recommended page is just Saw clips

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

girl dinner

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I can’t not make that face when I take selfies

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Naked and afraid (on the farm)