Sumba

Be all in or get out

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

Guys... #thepolygamist on netflix????
It is so stressful. (But also 22 episodes, we are getting back our recipes)

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

EPRA has increased electricity costs by a total of Sh4.40 per kWh in May 2026 through new forex, fuel, and water levies.

[Big Guapo @gbiggz_na]

Ah my girl I’ve never had a benz but I know it’s expensive so what do you mean.

[𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓤𝓻 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓼 ☙ @PenelPixie]

Ovulation pain will have you thinking you have appendicitis or something

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

so you admit that men's greatest fear is being treated like they have treated women???

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

30 is old only if you are trying to become an athlete.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Millennials don’t look “young for their age”. Yall are just growing up and realizing that 32 isn’t as old as you thought it was.

[Kedibone 🇿🇦🇳🇱 @Ronaele__]

Father Lord , we are asking for Iran not to run out of missiles 🧎🏽‍♀️

[Cowgirl @Msnyaguthii]

" Mnaenda maandamo na watu wako gig... unaenda kuchukua kura na watu wako gig" Saa hio you are barely surviving. Ulisoma hujapata kazi, bill ya 50k lazima ufanye harambee, hauna mwelekeo and you are just here yapping.

[Alabi.🎈 @alabitweets]

The concept of hiding your baby’s face in a photo shoot that we didn’t beg you to post

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Firstborn daughter 🤝 hectic fear of getting pregnant.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Citizen TV has released yet another disturbing report from Mukuru Kwa Njenga.

Over 60 students obeyed the President’s directive to report to school, with or without fees.

They trusted the word of the State.
They showed up.
They were sent back home.

When leaders lie, children pay the price.
That is not policy failure; it is a lie told to parents and students.

I have placed this footage side by side with the President’s own declaration.

Watch carefully. Share widely.
Truth must be documented, not forgotten.

[Sumba @Miss_Sumba]

Girl dinner only works if you sleep before hunger finds you.
Now it’s almost 2am, I’m starving, weak, and close to tears 😭

[Laroi ⚖️ @fwlaroiski]

This is why some of y’all lose your minds after a breakup,wdym you’re experiencing the creator of heaven and earth through a man?😂

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

My own testing and preview was being the first born and automatic assistant parent. Nope. Not my style. 👎🏾

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

1. Daughters are more likely to contribute financially

2. Physical caretaking IS FINANCIAL CONTRIBUTION.

EVERY. MINUTE of that unpaid labor is money your parents arent giving to the hospitals, insurance, the government. It’s MONEY they use to eat. For gas. It COSTS WOMEN MONEY to be caregivers. They LOSE money for being caregivers.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

An important lesson you have to figure out as a young woman is that a man will marry you because he’s ready to start a family at that point in his life, NOT because you’re the “love of his life”.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Your friends are the soul mates your lovers will never be. Most of us have friends we have seen through multiple breakups and relationships, they just meander closer or further like rivers on riparian land but we are always each other’s rocks and banks. Non-romantic love >>>>>>

[Kaluhi's_Kitchen @KaluhisKitchen]

It used to be 30 and they saw we don't give a F, and now they've added 15 more years to our 'deadline' 😄💓.