Miss Toots

Here's to the silent but deadly, the wet and runny, squeaky and smelly farts and poops! Send us your embarrassingly funny bathroom stories.
Happy pooping ♥

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

Coffee and McDonalds are both delicious laxatives

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

The only thing that's ok for girls to choke on is my cock

[Billy Beyrer @mistabyruh]

I guess I can cross off "shart in a courtroom" off my bucket list 😳

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

Anal before blow jobs is the reason why dirty girls get pink eye

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

What if humans acted like animals and ate eachothers shit

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

Sneezing while you have the shits is not ideal

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

Thanksgiving in 3 simple steps: Turkey, coma, poop

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

Life is a constant battle between "can I hold it till I get home or not"

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

I once blamed my fart on a 5 year old kid and today I kinda feel bad for it but he ate that shit up and everyone high fived him

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

It takes a special kinda of person to poop right after they shower and they are not a good one

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

@Jacobyoutwat man I feel you this toilet paper at work is killer but the budget doesn't allow anything but tree bark apparently

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

Or when you have a hot waiter and he trying take your order and you're just there like

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

When you have to poop so bad but there just ain't enough time 😲😡

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

Why do people care what someone looks like, that person could make you happiest in life but u won't let them in your life due to their looks

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

#Sowet

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

All life is about is how damn cute I am

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

If I got to choose a person to be handcuffed to when I'm taking a shit it'd be Macklemore #funpoops

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

Couldn't go to my boyfriend house till I was done pooping last night nothing worst then off kitchen bathrooms

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

I just want a celebrity to make a how I poop video 📹

[Miss Toots @Miss_Toots96]

Miss toots got u boo 😘