En este país jamás vamos a ser felices. La realidad es una mierda. Faltan 3 años de gobierno. Van a abrir la mina. La vida nos trata como si nosotros hubiésemos obligado a eva a comerse la hijueputa manzana
Menopause is such a fun little season of life
You're exhausted by 2 PM, wide awake at 3 AM, overstimulated by group texts, mysteriously puffier than yesterday, your brain clocks out mid-sentence, and you are one chewing sound away from a felony.
I love that for us