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[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I'm crying lmfao my friend went on a date with a really nice guy and mistakenly farted (loudly in
restaurant.

He's begging her for a second date but she's so embarrassed that she doesn't want to 😭🤣😭🤣

[Ezinne😌 @EzinneamakaO]

First , they said that your wife is not your family .

We swallowed it .

They now said that if your wife is in labour and your friend gets shot and has already been rushed to the hospital, that you should leave your wife and go be with your friend that was shot coz childbirth is not a death sentence.

We use am rub body .

Now, these same people are telling us that a wife is a SQUATTER in a house that she occupies with her husband.

Do you people know that it’s okay to be gay ? Even though I don’t think you deserve love in any form .

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

Two years ago, we met Alexx Ekubo and asked him to join the Igbo Men JPEGs trend.

His response stayed with us: "Admin, nwanne m, I would have loved to, but I'm scared of social media, especially Twitter. You remember what they did to me over my marriage saga." We didn't ask again.

Kachifo Alexx Ekubo 🙏🖤

[Premium Babe @Miss_ogey]

@elioralux I love this

[𝓔𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓪 @elioralux]

They didn't just fund a trip. They funded a shift in how I see help not as weakness, but as a bridge. And 8 years later, I'm still paying it forward. That's the real ROI.

[𝓔𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓪 @elioralux]

A few years ago, my friends invited me on a ski trip.

I declined.

Couldn't afford it.

One of them immediately said:

"Come anyway."

I said no again.

He kept pushing.

Finally I admitted the truth:

"I have $43 in my bank account."

Nobody replied.

The group chat went silent.

A few minutes later one friend sent $50.

Then another sent $20.

Then another.

By the end of the night there was enough money for the trip.

I felt terrible.

I told them I'd pay everyone back.

One friend replied:

"Don't."

Another said:

"Just do it for somebody else when it's your turn."

That was 8 years ago.

I've paid for plane tickets.

Covered rent.

Bought groceries.

Helped people who never knew the story.

And honestly...

the most valuable thing my friends gave me wasn't the money.

It was the chance to stop feeling ashamed for needing help.

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

A friend of mine elder sister was a receptionist at one of the biggest hotels in Ikeja, she met a guy who told her that after marriage she’s going to resign from her job, she told the owner of the hotel cos she’s one of the longest serving employee of the hotel but the boss told her to think about it well.

She later came back and said she’s quitting and the boss told her he can talk to her husband to be but dude refused, the boss even offered her 2m naira has wedding bonus for her to sty but her mind was already made up, few months into the marriage a lot start unraveling, she couldn’t get a new job, her husband was showing her lots of shit at home.

The bottleneck was her husband mocking her unemployment states and mocking her anytime she asked for upkeep for the home, she later went with her family to beg her boss but he refused but after Days and months of begging he finally agreed but she wouldn’t be working in the hotel at ikeja but the one in a suburb of Lagos state with an improved salary more than what she was receiving before, that’s how she ended the marriage.

Today she still works in that hotel and married with kids, she met the man in the new area where she was posted to, never leave your job because of a man or marriage.

[Deisine @TDeisine]

A woman did contribution (Ajo) of 10,000 naira monthly for 10 months. When it got to her turn, they gave her the total sum of 100,000 naira and she deposited it in her bank account.

Two days later, she wanted to withdraw from the money but the account was empty, she ran to her husband and he checked her phone and told her Tinubu has removed the money for tax😭

She believed him and was cursing Tinubu daily until we heard and told her it’s not possible. Went to the back and found out her husband transferred the money to his own account.

[Dr. Bernie 👑 @iamlordbernie]

Do it next year.

Allow the women to shine.
It’s not a competition.

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

That’s how my cousin studied architecture and design for 8yrs in Italy after coming back to Nigeria to settle down the man she met said would abandon her career and open a store where she would be selling basic groceries.

My cousin told him that “if that what her father wanted for her he wouldn’t have spent thousands of euros 💶 to fund her education in Italy “”, that’s how the marriage didn’t not happen.

Today she’s married with a man who made her flourish so well in her field and her children are blessed watching their most design magnificent architecture.

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

My friend and I bought front-row balcony tickets for a theater show- the kind with a perfect, unobstructed view over the railing. We arrived ten minutes before showtime to find a couple already sitting in our spots, happily reading the program.
"Excuse me, you're in our seats," I pointed out.
The man looked at our tickets, then smiled warmly. "Hey! Yeah, we're actually in row G, just five rows back. But my wife is a bit short and can't see over the people in front of us. Since you guys are tall, we figured you wouldn't mind the swap. It's basically the same view!"
"It's not the same view, which is why these cost double what row G costs," I said.
The wife chimed in, using a sweet, pleading tone. "Can't you just do a nice thing for a stranger? It's Christmas week."
"It's June," I said flatly. "And I don't know you well enough to gift you a hundred dollars. Row G is waiting for you."
The warm smiles vanished instantly. They snapped their programs shut, stood up without a word, and pushed past us. The view from the front row was spectacular.

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

When I was traveling back to the US, I got to the airport much earlier than usual. I didn’t put a padlock on my bag because airport staff often ask for it to be opened for inspection, so my plan was to lock it after the search was completed. But my bag wasn't inspectedcted. I guess much has changed.

But I completely forgot to put the padlock back on before traveling to the US. I was freaking out the entire trip because I had some expensive items in it. I was worried the whole way due to past experiences.

As soon as I got home, the first thing I did was check my bag to make sure everything was still there. Thankfully, everything was accounted for. My bag made it all the way from Nigeria to the US without a padlock.

I was beyond shocked. At some point, I honestly accepted it and thought, “I guess it is what it is,” while quietly blaming myself for being so forgetful. I had already prepared myself for the worst.

I just want to sincerely thank every honest Nigerian out there trying to make an honest living. People like you restore faith in humanity in ways words can’t fully explain. Thank you for everything you do. May God continue to bless you and ease your affairs in every way possible.

[Apostle Emmanuel Iren @pst_iren]

Listen to guys like this and you’d understand Feminism.
In a world with men like this, women have to look out for themselves.

[Pablo Alakobar @the_popemichael]

Oh. I had just 5 minutes to get to his office as I had an impromptu test that dragged. So I ran to his office to meet up with time. Got there panting. He offered me a seat, a sandwich and a cold drink. Then said "next time, just send an email, I'd understand".

I wanted to cry because that's some form of trauma that I shouldn't have picked up if I came from a sane place.

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

To be Nigerian, is to be outraged.

When you think about the flashy, opulent, downright gluttonous lives these people are living when their subjects are dying, kidnapped, uneducated and hungry.

The rage will almost wipe you out.

[Precious Bernard(Benin Chef👩🏽‍🍳) @ptreatshaven]

I just saw a very funny video.🤣😭
This woman’s husband wanted to marry another wife, so she packed out of the house.
When he travelled to the village to marry a new wife, she went to pack all the properties in the house in his absence.
She said that the man cannot use the same properties he used with her in that house, so he should buy new properties for his new wife.🤣😭

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

Oko mi, please threaten me🤲🏽

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloris]

Please can we normalize Perliks going for every celebrity wedding and giving us update on snap?

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

If you are working in the financial sector, there’s no way you won’t have heard about how a girl working in one of the most popular Nigerian Banks in Ikorodu is currently cooling her heels in prison as we speak.

I have never seen a bold idiotic thief like this girl before. As a head teller, she was stationed at a Nigerian University in Lagos. I won’t mention the bank or the school. This girl has access to all the accounts the university has with her bank. The accounts are so many that I doubt the school has wind of amounts flowing in. They don’t even have people monitoring these accounts. (I blame the school on this part).

This girl, Zainab in the past two years has been removing monies from different accounts belonging to this university with huge sums. The day she would remove 1m, 2m or 3m. It was possible because the bank branch she operates in is a very small unit and authorization is done by her. (The branch in the school is small. I think it is just for deposit).

One sunny day like that, someone from the Bursary department of the school noticed it and immediately went to the small bank in the school to meet with the amazing thief. He wasn’t there to stop it, in fact, he was there to negotiate. He negotiated and gave the girl more accounts to penetrate into with a splitting formula. In 2 years, they have moved about 100m according to the school.

How was she caught?

Some months ago, she was transferred out of the branch to a big branch where her roles are limited to authorization. So, she needs someone to initiate the transaction first before she authorizes and that’s the work of smaller tellers. She didn’t have access to direct debiting again.

Some Fridays ago, at the close of business, she codedly and cunningly used the access of one of the newbies teller to make a 3m transfer to the account she was always transferring to. (She has opened an account for her younger brother using her own details. He didn’t even know he has an account with the bank). She has even gone to her desk to authorize it. Omo ogbon.

The newbie teller sensed something was wrong and immediately went back to log in, only to see the transaction she never did. She called another newbie teller and they faced Zainab to provide her the ticket to the transaction she did on her computer. (A crime on its own. Every bank frowns at giving out your login details to another staff). Being the head, the cunningly maneuvered her way out and told them they will get the ticket on Monday.

The newbie teller couldn’t sleep all weekend. Her heart beat fast until she spoke up and explained what happened to her sister who asked her to inform their boss on Monday. It was when she reported that they searched through her login details and found out she has stolen enough in the past two years while she was in the school small branch.

Police were invited and investigation happened broadly. Everyone involved was packed.

Now, what did she spend money on? She has made over 43m but never bought land or house. She dresses newly everyday. She doesn’t repeat clothes. While others are eating mama put, she’s always ordering meals. She orders Uber for everything and will never be caught in danfos like me. She won’t even manage BRT 😭. She didn’t spend 1 Naira on her family. Her mother sells bread on the pavement beside the road in Ikorodu garage. She was buying wigs upon wigs upon wigs. She spent money sleeping in hotels and balling her boyfriend. Nothing tangible was caught with her. In fact, her mother still sell bread by the roadside with her head buried in shame her daughter brought upon her.

Everyone has a fault in this case but a thief is a thief. What she didn’t know is that Freedom is better than 43m. Kirikiri will open your eyes. If you are a thief, you can stop now.

[Ms. Rebirthed @mide_tkh]

Driver that picked me this morning asked me to state 4 verses where Jesus said he was God and that if I did, he’d convert to Christianity

Ended up stating up to 8 and also refuting his claim that Jesus was Muslim (with historical proof)

His response was “nice to meet you”😭