Missy Sue

ΦΣΣ for life #285. Maxwell 09/21/11

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama: I’m getting old and gray.

Black lady: You fine than a mfer.

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomasXL]

Gisele now joins Eli Manning and Nick Foles as the only 3 people to take a ring from Tom Brady.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mac Jones next week

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mac Jones watching Bailey Zappe throw that TD

[Missy Sue @Missaaaay]

Yikess rippppp Mac Jones

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

Huge congrats to Coach Belichick on 2nd all time in wins. I know I do a lot of impressions and give you a hard time but I truly can’t thank you enough for the opportunity you gave me. Congrats coach. 🐐 🎧

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Hitler did not operate the gas chambers himself. But he was responsible.

Bin Laden did not fly the planes himself. But he was responsible.

Trump did not storm the Capitol himself. But he was responsible.

Justice matters.

[Kirk Medas @KirkMedas]

Refs cheating for Brady. What’s new

[Missy Sue @Missaaaay]

I am itching to see @maydayparade ASAP!!! It’s been 3 years too long

[TD Garden @tdgarden]

Almost time. Boston, are you ready? 🤘

@MCRofficial | #MCR

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

You can’t be pro-insurrection and pro-America.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

With everybody grandstanding about loans felt it was good time to remind people Barstool qualified for PPP. We decided against asking for money cause we didn’t need it. Instead we raised 40 million for small businesses who did. Yet we’re viewed as bad guys by both lunatic fringes

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

You don’t have to abandon your faith or beliefs to agree that the government should not be making personal decisions for women.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Hell of a week for Biden:

-528k July jobs added
-Unemployment at 3.5% (50-year low)
-Zawahiri killed
-CHIPS Act passes
-PACT Act passes
-Inflation Reduction Act deal
-Gas hits 50+ day low (median US price below $4/gal)
-Kansas protects abortion

And he oversaw it all with COVID.

[Dash Dobrofsky @DashDobrofsky]

Trump buried his ex-wife Ivana — whom he raped & cheated on with Marla Maples — at his Bedminster Club for a tax break. Then, he played golf on her grave while taking Saudi Arabian blood-money. I never want to hear the media criticize Biden for spending the weekend in Delaware.

[Missy Sue @Missaaaay]

My boyfriend @maxmoneybb thinks I’m crazy. I might agree.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Pete Buttigieg: “I don’t understand how Republicans voted ‘NO’ on my marriage hours after I was in a room with a lot of them talking about transportation policy and having normal conversations—only for them to go around the corner and say my marriage doesn’t deserve to continue.”

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

This November, if you cast a vote for a Republican, you’re voting to take away contraception, end same-sex marriage, and force 10-year-old rape victims to give birth.

[Shelby @shelbyn_23]

Am I the only one that sees a problem with working 8-9 hours a day and then going home to having about 4 hours to yourself which includes getting ready for the next day??? This is not life…