Marisa Mae

wife, sister, furmom, and moongazer

[Marcus Johns @marcusjohns]

Jesus is king🙌

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

Allergies so bad got my eye twitching

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

I may or may not have just spent an entire morning researching unsolved murder cases and now will be scared to do anything alone for about a month 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

Happy birthday to the two greatest things ever: Jesus and my Mamaw

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

Just realized that my dream where @chrissyteigen was pregnant that I tweeted about was 10 days before they announced it. So basically, I’m psychic 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

@korndiddy @idkmybffrose94

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

Someone please explain to me why I’m so obsessed with those Barbie makeover videos

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

@elliemecham Congratulations!!! I’m so excited for a third little Mecham baby! I had my miscarriage just days before your second one and seeing this gives me so much more hope ❤️❤️

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

To the guy who just told his pregnant girlfriend that “none of that stuff being set up at my crib” about the baby things in her cart: be a man. Be a dad. Your ‘crib’ isn’t going to get hurt.

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

I cried today because my husband wouldn’t go get me Oreos at midnight. How was your day?

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

Why do I get so excited when my cats use their litter box when I put fresh litter in it? I’m like “yes! It’s still the same box and you know it. You go girl”

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

I’ve spent 22 years on this earth and when someone knocked on the bathroom stall I was in today, my response was, “oh no! I’m sorry”. And then I died. I died right there.

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

Showed an old man where the extension cords were at work, instead of a thank you, I got “it sure was worth walking behind you” and a wink...that’s not alright, old man.

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

Petition for someone to start a petition to let me be in next season of @DancingABC even though I’m not a professional dancer or a star??? Ballet as a child and middle school/high school dance team makes me good enough, right?

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

Had a dream last night that @chrissyteigen and @johnlegend had another baby, like, today. Woke up disappointed. #lunascute #anotheronewouldbetoo

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

@IsabelSpurlin C

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

Was in a wedding today. There was no alcohol yet it was still a real wedding. Hmmm it’s as if that isn’t what makes a wedding a wedding🤷🏻‍♀️

[Marisa Mae @MissarisaMae]

i’m at my most happy when the skies are pink