Mikaila

over educated woman 🩺🐕 #milksquad #BLM (she/her) ♓️

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

Just had our rehearsal dinner and this is all our friends wanna talk about

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

The job is never easy but good coworkers make it better

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

It DEPENDS. If your dog eats something presumably toxic don’t risk it. At least call animal poison control and don’t listen to people on twitter

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

Yes! No salt, taste burnt 🤢 very sad

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

For my fellow lovers of cheezits… have you gotten a box that tastes like absolute crap, is a totally different texture, and tastes very little like a cheezit?

Started happening in 2020 and it got better for awhile, but just got another box of inedible for more $$ cheezits.

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

@hulu @hulu_support I would like to watch the new bachelorette, can you fix please

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

@riley_whomst @judgementshae What I did for my very straight, slightly fine, oily hair: Wash every 2-3 days, wide tooth comb only no brush, air dry 50% then blow dry on cool, plus heat protectant. I stopped using heat other than the dryer and stopped dying it. Also getting a solid cut first is key

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

I’m the smallest tech at work and I somehow always get stuck with the dogs that are like 100kgs and can’t walk as my patients 😅

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

My mom: “next time you’re at the doctor have them test you for this blood thing”
Me who hasn’t been to a doctor in 10 years: “sure I’ll get right on that”

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

@Mandiii_10ant Right if y’all wanna go breathe in the shit air go right ahead. But the laughing and spreading misinformation..🙄

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

BRO WHAT. Everything is totally normal and fine, no need to worry

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

Fox guest: There's just no health risk...We have this kind of air in India and China all the time, no public health emergency... this doesn't kill anybody, this doesn't make anybody cough, this is not a health event... particulate matter is just very fine soot, they're innocuous.

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

My cat has been getting good at hunting bugs in the basement but she just saw a spider cricket and threw up. I get it

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

@POTUS That’s great, you’ve tweeted this like 70 times & haven’t done anything. What I really need you do to in this moment is stand up to fascism. The GOP is destroying our country, taking our rights, & you’re just watching it happen.

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

A series of events: Some random bitch in Oklahoma went to work knowing she had COVID, her coworker unknowingly got it & traveled to OR for a funeral. Myself & others traveled from MD for said funeral. We all now have COVID. An entire family was infected across 3 states 🥴

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

I just want to share a song

https://t.co/p0j4Q4ZWLw

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Ford: How to destroy 120 years of American car history in one minute.

I’m so sick of woke companies.

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

Hey @BWI_Airport the way your staff treats people is disgusting, unprofessional, and completely unacceptable. Worst airport in the country

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i found this really interesting

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

@KarbonSays So they’re enforcing this by asking for ID? You realize trans people change their name & sex on IDs right? Every single thing about this is stupid as fuck. Hope it doesn’t last

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

Girl shut up

[Mikaila @Missdayya]

Happy 3 years of COVID