Pablo Dendrocronología

I’m Mainstream, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

@joshpearson180 @pdwdarts Typed “Woodage, darts, respected” into Google 😂

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

Day 1️⃣ of being blocked 🥲

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

@KongrawDarts Hey im the bestest and most funny darts writer in the world, not a mind reader 😂😂

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

Yes the Ferret 👉😂

If only I was allowed in the media room tonight. I could ask him how the RAF Fairfield incident affected his preparation today 🤔😂

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

The 2021 champion is through to round two!

Jonny Clayton wins through a gruelling affair against Krzysztof Ratajski to open his latest title challenge in Leicester!

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

This one tweet has ratio’d Paul’s last 39….

I am now blocked 🥲

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

Hi lads (@OfficialPDC), I’ve just gone to make my team for this week, but I can’t seem to find Mike De Decker on the list.

Could you get this changed ASAP⏳ so I can make him my captain 👍

Cheers, Pablo.
The greatest and most talented darts writer in the world ⭐️😂

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

Hi lads (@OfficialPDC), I’ve just gone to make my team for this week, but I can’t seem to find Mike De Decker on the list.

Could you get this changed ASAP⏳ so I can make him my captain 👍

Cheers, Pablo.
The greatest and most talented darts writer in the world ⭐️😂

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

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[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

Things I got wrong today 😱

1️⃣ The date of the new European Open

2️⃣ How many players will be in the European Championships

3️⃣ Woke up as myself

It’s tough being the best and most hilarious darts writer in the mainstream game 😭

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

Before someone claims this isn’t an ‘exclusive’ because it’s been posted 2 hours ago 😳👀

Tom the toddler isn’t mainstream, so it doesn’t count 😂😂

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

@KongrawDarts I agree! Is there anything Josh won’t do for a few likes? 🤔😂

[Josh @joshpearson180]

You used AI to edit a screenshot to make out he was bad mouthing Littler, you then put it all over Facebook and had the cheek to tag Littler’s parents

You’re an imbecile and you do not learn, this is exactly why players can’t stand you and you’re barred from the PDC media room👍🏼

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

I wonder if the £1k challenge applies to Paul proving his stats database exists 🤔😂

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

@joshpearson180 @dartingupdates @ShowcaseDarts Oh, and I’ve always spelled Ukraine, UKARAINE… honest 👀😂

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

@joshpearson180 @dartingupdates @ShowcaseDarts Turns out the line on the stats spreadsheet my brother and I have built since 1743 was hidden 🙄😂

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

Stealing stats and turning them into AI slop > leaking launch content 😂

Bang Off Target knows how to do it 🏆😂

[Josh @joshpearson180]

I really don’t get why people go out of their way to leak upcoming dart launches, it absolutely baffles me

Sad bastards 😂

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

@KongrawDarts @dazi180turtle @arron36s I am on a list 👌😂

The list of greatest darts writers that ever lived 🏆🔝

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

@dartingupdates @wadeydarts Does you want me to rap anyone?
Lift the mood a bit?

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

@ShowcaseDarts Don’t tell Pablo what to do 🤬

Pablo does what Pablo wants 😂😂

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

You’re looking at it all wrong 👀

It’s just an extremely good value meet and greet, with me, the greatest and funniest darts writer in the entire world 😂😂

[Oche @dartsocheagain]

Haha Paul Woodage is that rattled by people saying he produces AI content that he willing to pay £1,000 to anyone who proves he does providing they stump up £1,000 themselves

#pdc #darts

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

@ShowcaseDarts But, if there isn’t a better darts writer in the darts industry than me (you), and you can’t name 1 darts writer better than me (you) that isn’t in darts, then you (I), believe you (we) are the best darts writer in the world? 🤔😂

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

@ShowcaseDarts So you (I), are the best darts writer in the world then 🌍😂

[Pablo Dendrocronología @MissedTheTreble]

@ShowcaseDarts Name 3 that are better than me (you), that don’t work full time in darts? 🤔😂