Hayyy

all of the stars have a reason ✨

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

Hayhay is in a moooodddd

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

This man at the bar was all studdering and weird and acted like he was taken aback by my beauty. Sir I’m a solid 7 calm down.

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

Suckin on my titties like you wanting me, callin me 🍑

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

Why’s it alwys a fuckin Prius in my way?

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

Could never imagine sharting all over the toilet seat and leaving it for somebody else to clean up in a public restroom. These old ladies are nasty bitches.

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

I can’t help but cackle listening to lil Wayne lyrics now. He would be cancelled by all these P.A.N nowadays 😂

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

Sometimes I ask myself self-reflecting questions like was that rude? Or was that bitchy? and 9/10 yes it was. 🤷‍♀️

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

@c0rinnuh I should do the tiktok dance to one of those voicemails. Bahahaha

[corïnna @c0rinnuh]

“All you care about is your WAP, you snot nosed brat”

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

Just saw a TikTok how this is my year of fertility. Sooo it was a bad time to switch to the pill with my memory. Better come up with $1500 for another implant because me, fertile? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

NOTHING irks me more than the people at the airport. No self awareness no sense of urgency and I’m always stuck between two big boys overflowing onto my seat. Don’t even let me get started on delays.

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

One thing bout me ima tell you how I feel. 🤷‍♀️

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

I miss so much about my dog. I get so sad and mad and every emotion in between about her not being here. It just really suck losing your everything…’

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

@c0rinnuh Soooo funnn

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

Guess it’s that time in my life everyone around me is losing their early twenties pets and it’s so saddddd. 😢 I just hope they all bring us another baby to get us by til we all reunite at rainbow bridge in the end 🌈

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

Why does anybody over 50 have zero self awareness. I hate being in public these days.

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

I went to bed so scared I was going to wake up without my beloved TikTok. TG it’s still here haha

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

Before my dog died my bad thoughts were basically non existent now I’m literally like take me please God. I’m over my earths journey. I’m just done with this shit honestly.

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

A man’s love hormone is released when they’re stressed and a woman’s love hormone is released during sex no wonder we lived in such a fucked up world.

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

Really wish I could figure out what I wanna do with my life move to the beach, mountains? Stay here with fam? Move off grid or maybe an island? So many choices

[Hayyy @Misshayjo]

People asking for donations for elective surgeries is trashy af.