Blesyn_ogbu

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[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

@seyikanbai The moment they tell you to pour sand all hope of them ever coming back is lost.. there is still a bit of hope that maybe just maybe a miracle will happen. The pain is unbearable

[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

@omoelerinjare @Mazi_Chinonso1 @IykeNwaObi @Wazobianaiaja @lekki8721 @LyfAcrosBorders @Laykes17 @officialbat419 @DiOjukwu @NkyEzenwa @nkwukagram Lwhen I was pushing out my daughter I felt a sharp pain straight at the top of my head in the middle, it still happens from time to time 2years after and my vision becomes blurry. Doctors say I’m fine but omo post patrum has different flavours. God will see her through

[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

@munahtee Weldone sis . Nobody bodyshames pass family members. Always under the disguise of jokes. Growing up certain comments always got to me. I won’t allow anyone makes such comments towards my daughter.. omo it won’t be funny

[paola calderon @PaolaCalderon08]

@Onalenna_w6 Oh you can definitely ask for a tummy tuck during your C-section… just like you can ask a pilot to repaint the plane mid-flight. Technically words can come out of your mouth. Doesn’t mean it CAN HAPPEN.

[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

@AgbochenuGrace As in 😂😂😂😂

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Stefon Diggs reminds me so much of my brother.

My brother cheated on his wife the ENTIRETY of their marriage (only spurred by my niece being an oopsie baby b/c he called me the WEEK BEFORE saying they broke up). He cheated on her w/ his BEST FRIEND’S GF who was HER childhood BFF too. This was HIS same best friend whose family took him in and sheltered him when he was homeless in high school. Friends all their lives. And he blew it up for a woman he didnt even care about.

[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

@ndukaomeife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious. God bless her soul

[nduka omeife @ndukaomeife]

My mother, Alhaja, as she was fondly called, was a drama Queen. I will narrate just one story today.

So my mother entered a bus, and the driver drove past her bus stop, even after she called his attention.

When she complained, the conductor suddenly chose violence 😭

He started abusing her loudly:
“Awon iya aje! Eko osi kuro! Iya aje!!! Huuuuu!!!”
(You witches! Poverty-stricken Lagos! Witch!!!)
The bus stopped.

At this point, my mother calmly reached into her bag and brought out a small container of Saturday Night powder.
She blew it lightly, snapped her fingers kpaa! and muttered some very strange, very unnecessary words 😌

Then she stepped down from the bus.

As she looked back…
😭😭😭

EVERYBODY in the bus had alighted.
Men. Women. Everybody.

They were walking towards her… genuflecting… prostrating… begging.
“Ma, please forgive him.”
“E ma binu ma.”
“E joor, e ma binu.”
They were now scolding the driver and conductor instead.

My mum said calmly,
“You people will take me to your office.”
💀💀💀

Everybody agreed immediately.
The driver reversed the bus and drove her straight to the office.

On getting there, my mother said,
“Bring the conductor.”

The passengers shouted in unison:
“DOBALÈ!!!”

The conductor prostrated flat.
My mum brought out the powder again.

Looked up to the sky dramatically.
Blew it.

She muttered another fake incantation, and the whole crowd responded:
“ASE!”
“AMIN!”
She gently placed her hand on the conductor’s head…
SLAPPED IT 😭
and said:
“Go in peace.”
😭😭😭😭😭

When she finished narrating this story to us at home, we almost died of laughter.🤣🤣🤣

Honestly…
African mothers are not normal.
They are a genre.🤣🤣🤣

I miss her so much.😭

[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

@justmercy__ And you are still texting please move on.. the shege you will see will shock you. It’s painful and im sorry, please move on

[Adaora Favour Nwankwo @adaora_crypto]

@alxandermoney I will never greet him again.😌
I really care less what he wants.

I only know I have a right to say No.
People say no to me also and I don’t hold it against them.

[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

The shege my eyes saw this year I say no moore, nothing but wickedness is all I have to give 😌🙂‍↔️

[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

Moore wickedness and plenty bad character 🙂‍↔️

[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

@Teeniiola It’s not actually… like this I’m off to my best friends house tomorrow to go and stretch my leg and eat her food while she looks after my baby so I can sleep and use her slippers😌.. and yes my in-laws are here but I go where I want to

[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

@faveda12 I can confirm it seats on the toilet seat… I found out against my own will. Consequences of being married 😩

[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

@AweniOnibata His name, if it’s in church I add brother in front🙂‍↔️

[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

My Daughter left my side and ran towards shiny balloons😅…

[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

@Hybrid_Ola I thought it was a skit or something 😱😱😱

[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

@MaziGomez_ Wait Majek Fashek is dead😳😳😳😳

[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

@lollypeezle I genuinely believe this, It’s so sad cause she deserves peace and not constant fear of what embarrassment will happen next

[Blesyn_ogbu @Missindy3]

@Judiciousnesso1 @Morris_Monye I 100percent believe it was scary the worst thing is we had a family friend who planned to sleep over then, he was charging his phone in the same parlour and saw it and left that same night🤣🤣