Missing Report

Some play football. Others vanish. We file the reports. 📝⚽️

[Missing Report @MissingReportFC]

🚨 MISSING REPORT FILED 🚨
Name: Cristiano Ronaldo
Last seen: Before the King’s Cup Round of 16😭
Description: Tried to be HIM turned out to be missing in action💀
Status: Vanished for the entire 90 minutes, still searching in the King’s Cup archives 🕵️‍♂️
Filed by: @MissingReportFC

[Missing Report @MissingReportFC]

@RMFC_team Who sells more jerseys?

What is Instagram likes when you can't equate it to sales?

You Vinicius fans can praise Vini without mentioning Mbappe's name.

The fuck😒

[Missing Report @MissingReportFC]

🚨 MISSING REPORT FILED 🚨

Name: Anthony Martial
Last seen: Somewhere in Olimpico, probably chilling 😭
Description: Back like he never left because he actually didn’t 😩
Status: Present in spirit, absent on pitch 💀
Report filed by: @MissingReportFC 🕵️‍♂️

#MissingReport

[Missing Report @MissingReportFC]

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[Missing Report @MissingReportFC]

🚨 MISSING REPORT FILED 🚨

Name: Lamine Yamal
Last seen: Right wing even Google Maps gave up 🗺️
Description: Promised to cook but forgot the recipe 🍳❌
Status: Vanished all 90 minutes. Carreras still hasn’t returned him 😭

Report filed by: @MissingReportFC 🕵️‍♂️

#ElClasico

[Missing Report @MissingReportFC]

🚨 MISSING REPORT FILED 🚨

Name: Lamine Yamal
Last seen: Right wing even Google Maps gave up 🗺️
Description: Promised to cook but forgot the recipe 🍳❌
Status: Vanished all 90 minutes. Carreras still hasn’t returned him 😭

Report filed by: @MissingReportFC 🕵️‍♂️

#ElClasico