Falsies & Flippers

Time to smile

[Edgar Allen Poe 🇬🇲 @allenakinkunle]

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[Falsies & Flippers @MissingToothYes]

Disgusting beyond belief :) stop using AI no one needs it and there's no positive outcome to supporting sam altman's grift

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

SAM ALTMAN: “WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.”

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights

[okdrou @fkapigz]

If they cancel Southern Hospitality I am going to picket outside the network

[Falsies & Flippers @MissingToothYes]

@Andy Billie from Maine: Ciara, why was your father selling your grandfather’s home and what does he think of you now owning it?

[Falsies & Flippers @MissingToothYes]

@Andy Billie from Maine: Amanda, knowing that you struggle with mental health, how did you rationalize the inevitable consequences of dating West?

[Falsies & Flippers @MissingToothYes]

@Andy Billie from Maine: Kyle, this season illustrated that you were treated with indifference and ridiculed in your own home for a long time. How does it feel to be living as a single man now?

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

saw @lenadunham in philly yesterday and there was a Q&A portion of the event and one woman asked her if she had any advice for how a 64 year old divorced jewish woman might find a husband and she said maybe go to a michael buble concert and the lady was like i have

[Tommie @tommiedotjpg]

That last paragraph in the quote from Coates has been screaming at me since I read it.

[randy @woahokrandy]

she can’t leave home without a salty snack or fig newton in her purse #rhori

[Jacob Rosenberg @jrrosenb]

TSA agent on ICE

[Falsies & Flippers @MissingToothYes]

A made-for-tv angel! A hot, unfiltered sweetheart with a diabolical back story that we don't even know the half of. Buddy comedy with shayne and marques when

[Falsies & Flippers @MissingToothYes]

what the fuck was this? and who are these ppl? they certainly do not know each other

[HELLO! Canada @HelloCanada]

Ryan Gosling delighted the Tonight Show audience by bringing Eva Mendes onstage as a surprise for her 52nd birthday. The famously private couple, who share two daughters, are rarely seen together in public – and Eva looked both amazed and thrilled to join Ryan under the studio lights. Aww! 🥰

#RyanGosling #EvaMendes #JimmyFallon

📽️: fallontonight

[Falsies & Flippers @MissingToothYes]

😂

[Matthew Ivan @matthewivan77]

offline friend saw WUTHERING HEIGHTS this past week and just informed me at dinner she’s “pretty sure it’s gonna win Oscar of the year”

[Falsies & Flippers @MissingToothYes]

there's nothing there

[WastingTimeWithBravo @WastgTimeWBravo]

What exactly is the appeal of Erin Lichy?

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[Falsies & Flippers @MissingToothYes]

ur off twitter one day and suddenly every single post is about an orphaned monkey with a name

[Falsies & Flippers @MissingToothYes]

u go off twitter for 18 hours and suddenly shia labeouf's the grand marshal of mardi gras, stiffing bartenders, making life long friends, getting his shirtless ass beat by a mob of young feminists, goes to jail, and starts posting again SMDH

[Falsies & Flippers @MissingToothYes]

@thecampaignbook I can't with your ass

[Falsies & Flippers @MissingToothYes]

didn't see it just sounds like madlib

[Falsies & Flippers @MissingToothYes]

jacob elordi as frankenstein oscar nominee 😂