Tyler

Name: Tyler Level: Twenty-One Status: Trash King

[Tyler @Missing_October]

"JUGULAR KNUCKLE SMASH"

[Tyler @Missing_October]

she hates me

[Tyler @Missing_October]

i'm terrible and hope i die lmao

[Tyler @Missing_October]

this chick looks like the human version of roses by the chainsmokers

[Tyler @Missing_October]

haven't had coffee for months but you bet your ass imma drink this venti pumpkin spice because FALL MOTHERFUCKER

[Tyler @Missing_October]

im wearing pants, a hoodie, and a jacket and im still kinda cold. i am thrilled.

[Tyler @Missing_October]

two milk jugs just floated down the street...??

[Tyler @Missing_October]

there is no paranoia quite like listening to chum drum bedrum on public transit and hoping no one else can hear it

[Tyler @Missing_October]

i fucking hate summer

[Tyler @Missing_October]

i bet viruses are created by companies that make anti virus software

[Tyler @Missing_October]

if our big toes and thumbs switched places would it really make much of a difference?

[Tyler @Missing_October]

cop just asked to see my id because he saw me smoking and didn't believe i was twenty-one lmao

[Tyler @Missing_October]

your kid is like five take them out of the goddamn stroller and let them walk smh

[Tyler @Missing_October]

you've heard of dressed to the nines, now get ready for stressed to the nines

[Tyler @Missing_October]

i would kill for a cigarette rn

[Tyler @Missing_October]

why is there an ice cream truck parked outside of my house...??

[Tyler @Missing_October]

@cdannae thanks, love!!

[Tyler @Missing_October]

i'm so goddamn sore right now.

[Tyler @Missing_October]

tfw your morning is ruined by things that AREN'T YOUR PROBLEM.

[Tyler @Missing_October]

i love my baby brother but i swear to god some days he makes me want to rip my hair out