MissionaryFail

#TeamMormon #TeamNonMormon Ran by a Mormon and Non-Mormon. Cause failing is more entertaining then seeing someone succeed. #GoMissionaries

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Called to Cancun. #ImpendingMissionFail

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Taking a spring break #MissionFail

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Mixing LDS with LSD #MissionFail

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Thinking these are appropriate to wear on your mission in Africa #MissionFail

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The condom in your bathroom. #MissionFail

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Drinking every night of your mission orientation week. #MissionaryFail

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Being the biggest bust in fantasy missionary. #MissionFail

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Street fight with a Jehovahs Witness #MissionFail

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You're a sexy missionary for Halloween. #MissionFail

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CPR. Sent home. #MissionFail

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Forgetting to take your bike in for its 5000 mile check-up. #MissionFail

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The newest generation of iPhone being the same when u come back as when u left. #MissionFail

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Dropping early like a Drake song. Dropping low like a Drake song. #MissionFail

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Doing anything even remotely characteristic of Miley Cyrus. #MissionFail

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Having a sense of humor is absolutely necessary during and after all of your missionary fails. #MissionTruth

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Investigators claim to be touched by your message. Sent home. #MissionFail

[Brandon Doyle @BrandonDoyle55]

“@MissionaryFail: Two hand touch football. Sent home. #MissionFail” @belizean_ed

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your "MTC 15." #MissionFail

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Returning from your mission with a higher alcohol tolerance than before. #MissionFail

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Two hand touch football. Sent home. #MissionFail