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[Damin Toell @damintoell]

Rodimus Prime was sworn in at 6:47am eastern time this morning.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

“And remember Sam, Israel is the country that benefited the most from 9/11, I’m gonna turn into a truck now”

RIP king 💔

[vandul @_vandul]

To Tim Curry: rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla.

[vandul @_vandul]

To Dolly Parton: rest now, sister. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla.

[Lobs @Lobs_All_Day]

My owner would rather spend cash on trailer park pussy than a left guard.

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[low time preference @bitcoin__intern]

Having a wife is like having a flock camera in your house

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Drake Maye at a Seattle gas station before facing Terrion Arnold and the Seahawks Week 1

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Reporter: "How do the Seahawks plan on stopping Puka Nacua?"

Mike Macdonald: "Good communication and fundamentals."

Terrion Arnold:

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“my tattoos have a meaning”

yeah they mean you’re retarded

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

We’ll see

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

like the last japanese soldier still fighting in the jungle in 1970

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

“we have food at home”

ok we also have unresolved family drama at home

[Onyx Odds @OnyxOdds]

Messi trying to complete a pass at MetLife Stadium

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

See you in 8 Sundays.