Lisa P

I roll my shopping cart back

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

What’s next, USAU fining me for having a fat n juicy ass

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

If yall don’t play 7-11-doubles at my funeral then I’m not going

[Sol Yanuck @solsucks2016]

6 years later, USAU finally let's Jesse Shofner wear a mustache.

[Charles Cleary @unchuckable]

Valeria Cardenas of @MollyBrownTown gets a good block

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

Today is going to be an EXCITING day of ultimate

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

Dig won. Reverse the call. HOW CAN YOU SLEEP TONIGHT @truckstop

[Ultiworld Live @Ultiworldlive]

W: Molly Brown simply have no answers right now. They give away another throw and 6ixers don’t give it back, Jade Huangfu punctuating the back-to-back breaks with the score from Sara Mar. 6ixers have doubled up Molly Brown 12-6 and Denver takes time

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

Okay but that Ultiworld livestream chat today was ELECTRIC ⚡️⚡️

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

@being_ulti Why didn’t you list pickleball???

[Naomi Girma @naomi_girma]

This was not easy for me to write, but if it helps one person, then it's all worth it. 

We love you, Katie.

https://t.co/XhgGYpCNcD

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

@clarasmatic_42 Let’s get you one

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

@AndyCommandy @HeckoAbby I’ll never forget that

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

Welcome to the club of idiots @HeckoAbby

[Ultiworld @Ultiworld]

This was not called a goal for Abby Hecko and @UWElement because she spiked the disc before she was in the end zone. What do you think?

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

@BitterTwitts Me

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

But let’s also set the record straight: you were in

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

@BAEWATCH_1 Bruhhhh DITTOOOO

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

@MarkhamShofner What grade are you in?

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

@saswink There in 10

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

@saswink My first profession as well^

[Lisa P @Misslisuh]

@saswink Caddy daddy